COUPLE ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX IN A CAR

[douggie]

Florida couple arrested for having sex inside car on busy road, authorities say

Police say it happened in an "open area location of a busy area where all drivers could see them having intercourse" according to an affidavit obtained by Fox News.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Me]

Bang bus has gotten desperate

 

[Gatorchip]

Meh.. I think most people have done that, but just didn't get caught.

but this one is much cooler:

Florida couple had sex inside patrol car after arrest for riding bicycles while drunk: reports

A couple arrested in Florida late Friday for riding their bicycles while intoxicated made matters worse for themselves when they started having sex in the back of the patrol car, authorities say.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Schmoopy1000]

WTF?
How do you get charged with a felony for sex?

People need to loosen up & relax. (like this couple)

 

[DraftNerd]

How Tampa is that first one. Public sex and possession of a synthetic cannabinoid. Yep...that sounds about right

 

[HammerDown]

WTF?
How do you get charged with a felony for sex?

People need to loosen up & relax. (like this couple)

If your child witnessed it, you’d probably be asking for the chair.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

If your child witnessed it, you’d probably be asking for the chair.

 

[NU_WTF?]

If only they told the cops they were just peacefully demonstrating en sech

 

[HammerDown]

You say that you think it's innocent. But if your child saw these people having sex, you'd probably be asking for them to get the electric chair.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

You say that you think it's innocent. But if your child saw these people having sex, you'd probably be asking for them to get the electric chair.

I get getting a fine or some shit since it is in public, but a felony?
GTFO LOL

My kid seeing two people having sex. I could think of a lot worse things for him to see.

 

[CaptainStubing]

That's how the laws are written. Sex offenders. Of which I'm sure there are plenty of those here

 

[Handicappers]

FL is a hotbed for dooshbaggery and derrrpiness

This doesn't surprise me at all.

 

[beardown07]

I get getting a fine or some shit since it is in public, but a felony?
GTFO LOL

My kid seeing two people having sex. I could think of a lot worse things for him to see.

Maybe he can pull out, run directly towards your kid, while helicoptering his cock counter-clockwise and screaming FREE THE HELICOCTER!

 

[beardown07]

12th commandment en sech.

 

[beardown07]

Can I fuck myself in front @Schmoopy1000's kids?

 

[broncosmitty]

Honestly was not aware this was such a serious offense.


It's not like they're fat or anything.

 

[Handicappers]

 

[douggie]

 

[PeoplesChicken]

FL is a hotbed for dooshbaggery and derrrpiness

This doesn't surprise me at all.

Says the Grand Poobah of dooshbaggery

 

[BigRedMoe]

White trash gonna white trash.