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CoalTrain said:
Probably time for an admission. About 18 months ago, one of our two cats died. The other took to sleeping between us on a dedicated cushion. In fact thats where he spends all of his time now apart from pooping and eating – he’s 16.

From time to time, he farts. Sometime silent, and sometimes with a low whistle. Its quite funny, but it really stinks. Anyway so about a year ago I had a dodgy stomach and let one go, it was terrible and didn’t smell “human” at all so of course, I blamed it on the cat. This was accepted, so as various times over the year and with careful consideration to over repeating the issue, but also bearing in mind my missus has witnessed him farting I’ve continued to blame it on the cat, and been getting away with it, a lot.

It backfired on me 2 weeks ago – the day before lockdown was his annual MOT. Despite being 16 he passed as one of the healthiest cats the vet had ever seen, upon which comment Mrs K felt obliged to mention the farting to the vet.

So, I’m now paying for some very expensive cat food that would have seen a whole industrial sized box of Yankee candles to cover my excuses be far kinder to my wallet, for a cat that has a minor once a week whistling arse.
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Sorry to hear about your cat.
 
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