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Insurance booshit aside, what would you want to see in a theme park for grown ups? Number one for me would be a Drunk Driving simulation!

If it wasn't deadly and terrible, I would love to toss a few back and drive how I REALLY want to!
 
In before sex bots come up.
 
Oh and there better not be assholes walking around knawing on turkey legs. That shit is gross.....and disrespectful.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Oh and there better not be assholes walking around knawing on turkey legs. That shit is gross.....and disrespectful.
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What kinda stems you got? Turkey legs are deli- uh... so sexy!
 
Interested Saturday Night Live GIF by HULU
 
Disneyland.
 
Bang a real life Jasmine and Belle... I'd show Jasmine how I ride her carpet, and then Belle would start with a candlestick and shov-

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Bang a real life Jasmine and Belle... I'd show Jasmine how I ride her carpet, and then Belle would start with a candlestick and shov-

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Loaiza_LG_Belle-Jasmine-Kiss – the art of wor
 
season 4 fun GIF
drunk season 4 GIF


Simpsons nailed it with Duff Gardens.

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Except the last ride would be Hillary.
 
I could get on board with this. A real firearm shooting range for skeet shooting fine china, roller coasters with optional seatbelts, no roped off lines just a survival of the fittest queueing system, and a VIP section based on income verified by W2 and the upper crust get better rides and food plus no security so you can't get in trouble.
 
Hedonism II already exists.
 
moxie said:
Insurance booshit aside, what would you want to see in a theme park for grown ups? Number one for me would be a Drunk Driving simulation!

If it wasn't deadly and terrible, I would love to toss a few back and drive how I REALLY want to!
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the rippin' and the tearin' the rippin' and the tearin'

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moxie said:
Insurance booshit aside, what would you want to see in a theme park for grown ups? Number one for me would be a Drunk Driving simulation!

If it wasn't deadly and terrible, I would love to toss a few back and drive how I REALLY want to!
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in college we'd do this with Gran Turismo. Get drunk and video game race against other drunk friends. Loser has to drink... winner drinks when he wants to.
 
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