Favorite words from a woman

[White Knight]

 

[RoyMunson]

Can I make you a sandwich?

 

[CaptainStubing]

Do you need a beer?

 

[batchaps4me]

I'm leaving.

 

[RP-29]

Pretty sure most men would agree that the best words are the ones not spoken... when they STFU.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Dinner's ready.

 

[BigRedMoe]

*deepthroat noises*

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

The silence after the roofie kicks in

 

[Camfantasy]

My husband pretends to be from Texas on his little sports website but you have a much bigger penis.

 

[BigRedMoe]

My husband pretends to be from Texas on his little sports website but you have a much bigger penis.

 

[TheReal_NU]

The silence after the roofie kicks in

For as hard as I just laughed at that, I believe we are both going to hell.

But we’ll have a good time on the way.

 

[Tomhusker]

"Sure, I'd love to smell your handkerchief."

 

[blindbaby]

"no problem; we'll just try and make the next time last more than 11 seconds".

 

[Bayou Tiger]

There are no tomatoes in the gumbo....

 

[wings-pens2166]

Yes

 

[outofyourmind]

"You were absolutely right"

The next time I hear those words, will be the first time.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

"DNA test says its not yours"

 

[Skerpokes]

I'll pay for dinner

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I appreciate everything you do.

 

[MarkOU]

Sure, you can go to the bar