Poll Fight: Madison Bumgarner vs. Yadier Molina

pick up to two

  • Madison Bumgarner

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Yadier Molina

    Votes: 2 33.3%

  • Brandon Phillips kicks both their asses, en absentia

    Votes: 3 50.0%

  • potato salad

    Votes: 2 33.3%
  • Total voters
    6
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It's 2014 and Yadier does something egregious that upsets the finely-tuned sensibilities of Madison Bumgarner.

Bumgarner lets a two-seam get away from him right into Yadier's PED-infused obliques.

The mound is charged.

Who wins this fight this dustup? This rhubarb. This donnybrook. This... this... this... old fashioned baseball discussion.

PS: Come home Rock and Fish. We miss you. đź’”
 
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Country boy strength vs roid rage.

Bum has the reach advantage, but I’d give the nod to Yadier on the basis of chemically-induced aggression.
 
I just can't imagine Madison Bumgarner winning a fight against anybody.

Hell, "Country" Joe West would probably kick his ass.
 
Yadier Molina when he finds out @HammerDown ran off @Fish:

Angry Roid Rage GIF by Mashed
 
Imagine either (or anyone, really) trying to rush Kyle Farnsworth

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