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Not going to male pattern baldness shame, but I'm not at this point yet.
Maybe you had a brain transplant. Ever seen Being John Malkovich?In other developing news, I keep finding out about odd, unexplainable physical oddities I apparently have. First my ophthalmologist insists I had precise laser eye surgery in my left eye at some point in my life - I have not. She is convinced I have. “The marks were left by a surgical instrument.” Never had eye surgery.
Yesterday my hand/arm doc asks me about “the major trauma” I suffered in my right wrist. Never suffered any major trauma. “You would definitely remember.” I got nothing.
Weird.
How many times have you watched Men in Black?Chilling on the porch checking email watching the 3 and 1 year old drive around on the power wheels. Beautiful morning.
In other developing news, I keep finding out about odd, unexplainable physical oddities I apparently have. First my ophthalmologist insists I had precise laser eye surgery in my left eye at some point in my life - I have not. She is convinced I have. “The marks were left by a surgical instrument.” Never had eye surgery.
Yesterday my hand/arm doc asks me about “the major trauma” I suffered in my right wrist. Never suffered any major trauma. “You would definitely remember.” I got nothing.
Weird.
.75 times.How many times have you watched Men in Black?
Maybe you had a brain transplant. Ever seen Being John Malkovich?
Never know what really happensNo, but now I’m thinking about all the times I’ve been under anesthesia, had various surgeries etc etc
You may be the only person who craves attention more than ill.Chilling on the porch checking email watching the 3 and 1 year old drive around on the power wheels. Beautiful morning.
In other developing news, I keep finding out about odd, unexplainable physical oddities I apparently have. First my ophthalmologist insists I had precise laser eye surgery in my left eye at some point in my life - I have not. She is convinced I have. “The marks were left by a surgical instrument.” Never had eye surgery.
Yesterday my hand/arm doc asks me about “the major trauma” I suffered in my right wrist. Never suffered any major trauma. “You would definitely remember.” I got nothing.
Weird.
he's a Douche clone, what did you expect?You may be the only person who craves attention more than ill.
You may be the only person who craves attention more than ill.
he's a Douche clone, what did you expect?
didn't you do that when they merged with T-Mobile?my mobile network is giving me shit today...hopefully that doesn't mean I need to start thinking about going to 5G...