I am paying the price this morning for all those Hot Wings I ate yesterday

shitting fire is never fun.
 
Tequila GIF
 
You know the ALIENS movies?

The alien things have corrosive acid for blood.
My asspipes create that same acid. After peeing out of my butthole, it furiously whistles. The Crimson Blossom Special, as it were.
 
Day 2 - still a bit hot. Judging from what came out just how, I fear I have a charred colon.

Which is weird because I would have sworn there was nothing left up in there by yesterday evening.
 
Wear a diaper. Wouldn’t want to spew covid everywhere with all the “water droplets” in your super spreader hot wing farts.
 
I like a good hot shit
 
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