I glued my balls to my butthole again



aint nobody got time for that GIF
 
You win. But in fairness, I've been cutting my dumps in half with piss since I was 3.
Oh yeah?

Well I’ve had chronic diarrhea since contracting colitis when I was TWO, tough guy.
League Of Legends Nod GIF by Xbox
 
I took kids to see that Furioso movie. Lots of fries, popcorn and coke for the oldest.

On way home oldest cracked one off that my god brought tears.

I told him if he did that in my car one more time, I was gluing his balls to his butthole.
 
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