I need some advice guys… this is fucking serious

huskers1217

huskers1217

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I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released.For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria.I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;- My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.- Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies.- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP. And then it all came crashing down.In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands.I’m still in a state of shock.I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.Fuck you, Hailey Welch.You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.

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Comedy Lol GIF by Sappy Seals
 
Every big scam that screen shot gets rolled out. Last time I saw it was the "free money from ATM" scam earlier this year :pound:
 
fordman84 said:
Every big scam that screen shot gets rolled out. Last time I saw it was the "free money from ATM" scam earlier this year :pound:
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I gave them my pin, ssn and mothers maiden name and I became rich!
 
huskers1217 said:
I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released.For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria.I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;- My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.- Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies.- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP. And then it all came crashing down.In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands.I’m still in a state of shock.I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.Fuck you, Hailey Welch.You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.

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Send this to Bonehead Biden. Him and the demorats will happy to bail you out.
 
Have you tried selling your Nebraska memorabilia? That should be good for $25 or so.
 
huskers1217 said:
I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released.For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria.I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;- My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.- Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies.- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP. And then it all came crashing down.In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands.I’m still in a state of shock.I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.Fuck you, Hailey Welch.You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.

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Greetings to you, @huskers1217 and I pray that you are well!

My name is Olafunmi Robert Ifanbanwo, and I got your number from the international chamber of commerce. I am the head of the National Bank of Africa, Burkina Faso and your case file has appeared before me for the 3rd and final time.

Your relative, a Dr. Paul Johnson died in our country 22 months ago. He had several investments, but most of his holdings were deposited in our accounts. These monies total USD 58,000,000.00. Because of international banking law, we must liquidate such holdings in the event of account holder death when no relative steps forward to make claim.

Currently, my family is in a dire financial situation also because my brother has squandered all of our wealth on an investment also to Hawk Tuah girl memecoin. He spends many the night on the Internet researching whether hawk tuah girl ever is depicted in a sexual scene giving the hawk tuah treatment. With creditors approaching, I propose to you a deal:

If you can find it in your heart to send to me a cashiers check or wire transfer with the account retainer fee of USD 485,000, I can secure to you the full amount of USD 58,000,000.00 from your relative. It will then be up to you how much you may share with me and my destitute family and my brother's holy quest. My personal account number is below:

0009413591768926

My best wishes and may God deliver upon you many happy blessings.

Olafunmi Robert Ifanbanwo
Chief Money Officer Guy
National Bank of Africa, Burkina Faso
 
Mofo said:
Greetings to you, @huskers1217 and I pray that you are well!

My name is Olafunmi Robert Ifanbanwo, and I got your number from the international chamber of commerce. I am the head of the National Bank of Africa, Burkina Faso and your case file has appeared before me for the 3rd and final time.

Your relative, a Dr. Paul Johnson died in our country 22 months ago. He had several investments, but most of his holdings were deposited in our accounts. These monies total USD 58,000,000.00. Because of international banking law, we must liquidate such holdings in the event of account holder death when no relative steps forward to make claim.

Currently, my family is in a dire financial situation also because my brother has squandered all of our wealth on an investment also to Hawk Tuah girl memecoin. He spends many the night on the Internet researching whether hawk tuah girl ever is depicted in a sexual scene giving the hawk tuah treatment. With creditors approaching, I propose to you a deal:

If you can find it in your heart to send to me a cashiers check or wire transfer with the account retainer fee of USD 485,000, I can secure to you the full amount of USD 58,000,000.00 from your relative. It will then be up to you how much you may share with me and my destitute family and my brother's holy quest. My personal account number is below:

0009413591768926

My best wishes and may God deliver upon you many happy blessings.

Olafunmi Robert Ifanbanwo
Chief Money Officer Guy
National Bank of Africa, Burkina Faso
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Thank you

Ss# is 867-53-09
Mothers maiden name is Efli4zaggin
 
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