I swung at a dude in the men's room at United Center and went down in some nacho cheese sauce.

[HammerDown]

I think he was a Wings fan.

 

[craigk217]

WTF is a Lion's fan doin in a Chicago head pissin with the likes of your drank ass?

Annnnnd ... wtf is nacho cheese doin in same said head?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Kinky

 

[craigk217]

Kinky

Sumthin tells me it may have been @RobBase Hates Everybody Now

 

[RobBase]

Sumthin tells me it may have been @RobBase Hates Everybody Now

@HammerDown knows better than to get Wychecked.

 

[stakesarehigh]

This begs for a spin off

 

[packerzrule]

Wings and Nachos???

Great combo.

 

[Mondo]

Same.

Edit: Wait...read it wrong.
I ate nachos and then passed out.

 

[rsw626]

That’s a weird place for swingers to meat up.

 

[TigerBait1971]

I'm too drunk to masterbate

 

[craigk217]

I'm too drunk to masterbate

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Are you sure you were at the United Center and not at some 7-11 next to the nacho cheese dispenser?

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I'm too drunk to masterbate

@Yoga≈Surfing said he could lend you a hand....

 

[HammerDown]

Are you sure you were at the United Center and not at some 7-11 next to the nacho cheese dispenser?

 

[JuiceTheGator]

This begs for a spin off

"I went down on a dude in the mens room at the United Center and swung his nacho cheese sauce." ??

No, that ain't right!

 

[Handicappers]

"I went down on a dude in the mens room at the United Center and swung his nacho cheese sauce." ??

No, that ain't right!

imagine that, dooshgaytor having homo thoughts.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

imagine that, dooshgaytor having homo thoughts.

 

[broncosmitty]

imagine that, dooshgaytor having homo thoughts.

Shocking.

I wouldn’t even let that deviant pick up my roadside trash.

 

[broncosmitty]

 

[steelerssb]

I don't think I could ever hate a song as much as I do that one after living in a college town infested with Blackhawks fans during their Cup years