If you had to hide a dead body, where would you hide it?

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I’d bury em at in the overburden spoil pile at work. Fucker would never be found. Put em at the bottom of the pile, push the dirt over the top, get out a few feet and they’ll have 50 feet of dirt and rock on top of em.
 
In a coffin 6-feet under. Some sort of marker at the grave site so I can remember. Maybe etched in stone.
 
Dig up a fresh grave and put 'em under the coffin.... or IN the coffin so they can have a friend.
 
at the bottom of the ocean
 
BigRedMoe said:
Dig up a fresh grave and put 'em under the coffin.... or IN the coffin so they can have a friend.
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You gonna be able to get that cover they put over the coffin off by yourself? Under the coffin is a no go IMO
 
I live about five steps from Lake Michigan.
 
With today's tracking ability with automobiles and cell phones, good luck with that.

If you're even a suspect they've got a pretty good idea where to search by using GPS or triangulating cell towers. They got ya.

They also have the same info from the victim regarding their last known whereabouts.
 
Can I chop it into little pieces? I’d throw the bits far out in the ocean, like chum. Otherwise- burn it then scatter the teeth in random places far, far away.

There was a girl in high school that *gasp* did not really care for your dear, sweet moxie and she told her friends that she could lure me into her car under the guise of having a chat then she’d plonk me on the head to kill me then just dump my body in an open grave at the cemetery.

What a moran! Like nobody is gonna see the body when the go to lower the casket the next day?
 
Red_Alert said:
With today's tracking ability with automobiles and cell phones, good luck with that.

If you're even a suspect they've got a pretty good idea where to search by using GPS or triangulating cell towers. They got ya.

They also have the same info from the victim regarding their last known whereabouts.
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1) you put their cellphone in the bottom of a lake.
2) you drive the body without your cellphone about 75 miles out into the country
3) drop the body into a body of water
4) keep driving another 150 miles and purchase something or do something so you have a reason to be out that far.
 
Red_Alert said:
With today's tracking ability with automobiles and cell phones, good luck with that.

If you're even a suspect they've got a pretty good idea where to search by using GPS or triangulating cell towers. They got ya.

They also have the same info from the victim regarding their last known whereabouts.
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That’s why I only kill off the grid recluses and homeless people
 
huskers1217 said:
1) you put their cellphone in the bottom of a lake.
2) you drive the body without your cellphone about 75 miles out into the country
3) drop the body into a body of water
4) keep driving another 150 miles and purchase something or do something so you have a reason to be out that far.
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1) They will know the victims and your last whereabouts from your cell phones.
2) Modern vehicles all have GPS tracking even if you don't pay for the service.

If you're a suspect, you're had.
 
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