It’s Fuck Meatchicken week

We're fucking chicken this week?

*zip*

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Time to stop the Wolverines. Should have beat them 2 years ago. Gonna do it this year


Go Big Red!!!

Good Luck ... have faith in your team. You can brag about it for a month with a month long avi bet (straight up).
Ann Arbor was a WHORE!
Ann Arbor is a whore you can't afford - not with $500 vCash
 
Good Luck ... have faith in your team. You can brag about it for a month with a month long avi bet (straight up).

Ann Arbor is a whore you can't afford - not with $500 vCash

No one wants herpes
 
Nebraska's bad for sure, but what is Michigan good at through 4 games of a cupcake schedule at home?

East Carolina 30-3
UNLV 35-7
Bowling Green 31-6
Rutgers 31-7

Basically they're good at defense, but are they? Seem more of a paper tiger.

Scoring Defense (1st)
Rushing Defense (12th)
Passing Yds Allowed (7th)
Total Defense: (3rd)

Let's have a look at their opponents offenses thru Week 4.

Scoring Offense
East Carolina: 99th
UNLV: 43rd
Bowling Green: 119th
Rutgers: 84th
Nebraska: 101st

Rushing Offense:
East Carolina: 92nd
UNLV: 39th
Bowling Green: 94th
Rutgers: 43rd
Nebraska: 6th

Passing Offense
East Carolina: 120th
UNLV: 104th
Bowling Green: 106th
Rutgers: 123rd
Nebraska: 126th

Total Offense
East Carolina: 128th
UNLV: 78th
Bowling Green: 117th
Rutgers: 111th
Nebraska: 89th

Time of Possession
East Carolina: 81st
UNLV: 117th
Bowling Green: 73rd
Rutgers: 50th
Nebraska: 34th

Michigan has yet to play a road game. I could see this one being closer than the experts think (Michigan -19.5).
 
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Michigan's Offense

Rushing Offense: 49th
Passing Offense: 69th
Scoring Offense: 53rd
Total Offense: 60th
Time of Possession: 45th

Opponent Defenses thru 4 Weeks

Rushing Defense
East Carolina: 79th
UNLV: 68th
Bowling Green: 95th
Rutgers: 28th
Nebraska: 1st

Passing Yds Allowed
East Carolina: 45th
UNLV: 117th
Bowling Green: 28th
Rutgers: 50th
Nebraska: 101st

Scoring Defense
East Carolina: 78th
UNLV: 97th
Bowling Green: 101st
Rutgers: 19th
Nebraska: 33rd

Total Defense
East Carolina: 57th
UNLV: 101st
Bowling Green: 52nd
Rutgers: 31st
Nebraska: 23rd
 
Nebraska's bad for sure, but what is Michigan good at through 4 games of a cupcake schedule at home?

East Carolina 30-3
UNLV 35-7
Bowling Green 31-6
Rutgers 31-7

Basically they're good at defense, but are they? Seem more of a paper tiger.

Scoring Defense (1st)
Rushing Defense (12th)
Passing Yds Allowed (7th)
Total Defense: (3rd)

Let's have a look at their opponents offenses thru Week 4.

Scoring Offense
East Carolina: 99th
UNLV: 43rd
Bowling Green: 119th
Rutgers: 84th
Nebraska: 101st

Rushing Offense:
East Carolina: 92nd
UNLV: 39th
Bowling Green: 94th
Rutgers: 43rd
Nebraska: 6th

Passing Offense
East Carolina: 120th
UNLV: 104th
Bowling Green: 106th
Rutgers: 123rd
Nebraska: 126th

Total Offense
East Carolina: 128th
UNLV: 78th
Bowling Green: 117th
Rutgers: 111th
Nebraska: 89th

Time of Possession
East Carolina: 81st
UNLV: 117th
Bowling Green: 73rd
Rutgers: 50th
Nebraska: 34th

Michigan has yet to play a road game. I could see this one being closer than the experts think (Michigan -19.5).
It's kinda nice to see Nebraska trash talking the Wolverines, but no one is putting their avatar where their mouth is. I have seen teams improve throughout the season, and I think the Nebraska Cornhuskers may be one of them. I respect the team and the history of the program, but the Nebraska fans (on this site) are great for having no faith in their team.
 
It's kinda nice to see Nebraska trash talking the Wolverines, but no one is putting their avatar where their mouth is. I have seen teams improve throughout the season, and I think the Nebraska Cornhuskers may be one of them. I respect the team and the history of the program, but the Nebraska fans (on this site) are great for having no faith in their team.

Not trash talking Michigan. Just putting the stats up there for all to see.

I've called out their paper tiger defenses in the past on Euro-hoop. TrustMeIAmRight (a.k.a WhoPhoneDis) argued with me for a solid week prior to Penn St ripping that top ranked defense a new asshole 42-13. Penn St's offense was better than Nebraska's is now though.

I do think Harbaugh plays it conservative offensively early in the season to build fundamentals for when competition gets more competitive. It's worked well for them the last couple of seasons come Penn St and Ohio St weeks.

If this were in Ann Arbor I say Michigan covers the -19.5 with ease.

However, it's in Lincoln and Michigan's first road game.
The (12-2) 2021 Michigan team escaped Lincoln with a 32-29 win on a last second FG after an Adrian Martinez fumbled at the Nebraska 34 yd line. Michigan trailed 29-26 with just 4 minutes to play before tying it at 29 with a FG.
Yeah that (3-9) Nebraska team who like all the other Nebraska teams of the last few years finds a way to shit down their leg late in a game.

As bad as Nebraska is they've got a good Rushing Offense and a good Rushing Defense. Being in Lincoln, I could see Nebraska covering the +19.5.

I'd do an avy bet on the spread.
 
I'd do an avy bet on the spread.
Negative ... Michigan hasn't covered a spread this year. I have a lot of respect for the Nebraska Cornhuskers, and I have not belittled them. I won't belittle an opponent, because when (or if) you lose to them it makes you look worse.
 
“It's kinda nice to see Nebraska trash talking the Wolverines, but no one is putting their avatar where their mouth is


“As bad as Nebraska is they've got a good Rushing Offense and a good Rushing Defense. Being in Lincoln, I could see Nebraska covering the +19.5.

I'd do an avy bet on the spread.”

“Negative ... Michigan hasn't covered a spread this year.”

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