Just another day at the beach

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Holy shit
What would you do if you were the random Joe that stumbled upon a pallet of illegal narcotics?
 
I lived with a coke dealer for a short time in college. Nearly ruined muh life.
Used to have a brother in Law, Cuban no less, that used to get the greatest shit I have ever smelled. So glad his life fell apart before mine did. I just could never justify spending the kind of money that it cost to have that kind of "habit". But when the price I $FREE-Ninety Free, it is just too good to pass up.
 
Leave it where it is and get the fuck away. Someone who doesn’t much care about my health and safety is probably looking for it.
This. Someone is looking for it and they aren't going to have an issues dispatching someone who has taken it.
 
Drugs on the beach = Call the Police.
Cash in suitcases = Get it to my car and drive away as fast as I can.
Well... Make sure you open up your sunroof and look up and around to see if there's a copter or two up there following you! :heh:


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Well... Make sure you open up your sunroof and look up and around to see if there's a copter or two up there following you!

You should read No Country For Old Men.


Drive straight to the Police station, go inside, and use the restroom.
Just sit there a while.

Then get rid of the suitcases that have that gps tracker in it, and stash them behind the police station.
Nobody is going there.
 
Drive straight to the Police station, go inside, and use the restroom.
Just sit there a while.

Then get rid of the suitcases that have that gps tracker in it, and stash them behind the police station.
Nobody is going there.
The cops are on the cartel’s payroll, so they’ll lock you in the janitor’s closet, take the cash and sodomize you with a broom handle.
 
Did someone say 'broom handle"

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Actually this isn't all that uncommon. Sometimes the smugglers get "caught" with the Coast Guard approaching or at least something that spooks them while at sea and they have to dump the cargo in a real hurry. It washes up somewhere later on.
 
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