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What is E.T. short for?
Cuz he has little legs.
Cuz he has little legs.
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A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground.
The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Let's go screw those kids."
The rabbi replies, "Outta what?"
The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Let's go screw those kids."
The rabbi replies, "Outta what?"
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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, in front of an abortion clinic?
Going in to ask for a coat hanger.
Going in to ask for a coat hanger.
Why don't wives need watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
There's a clock on the stove.
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What's the first thing a battered woman does when she gets home from the hospital?
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.