Kirby's agent needs help with layaway

I wish that were true.

Nobody does less with more than Kirby "Ain't" Smart
 
But unfortunately, there's zero chance Arthur Smith will be one and done. A 2 win roster has 6 wins and is technically still alive for the playoffs. I was expecting 4 wins at the most for the Falcons this year. No o-line, no defense, an over the hill and overrated QB, the running back is a converted kick returner and the top receiver has been MIA for "personal reasons" since early in the season(guess Calvin Ridley and Arik Gilbert are holding hands on a beach somewhere), but they've pulled 6 wins out of their ass somehow.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
But unfortunately, there's zero chance Arthur Smith will be one and done. A 2 win roster has 6 wins and is technically still alive for the playoffs. I was expecting 4 wins at the most for the Falcons this year. No o-line, no defense, an over the hill and overrated QB, the running back is a converted kick returner and the top receiver has been MIA for "personal reasons" since early in the season(guess Calvin Ridley and Arik Gilbert are holding hands on a beach somewhere), but they've pulled 6 wins out of their ass somehow.
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And they are very likely going to get #7 tomorrow. Its not impossible that they get to 8 too with that last game at home vs New Orleans. Blank won’t can Smith after 1 year.

Those receivers in Ridley’s absence haven’t been horrible.
 
7samurai13 said:
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Harbaugh doesn't land near the recruiting classes Kirby does. Both have the same amount of conference titles. There's really not that much of a difference between having to go through Bama and having to go through Ohio State. Kirby didn't have to go through Bama for that one conference title he won.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Harbaugh doesn't land near the recruiting classes Kirby does. Both have the same amount of conference titles. There's really not that much of a difference between having to go through Bama and having to go through Ohio State. Kirby didn't have to go through Bama for that one conference title he won.
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Even then, Harbaugh loses consistently to teams with severely lesser talent and much more often than Smart does.
 
7samurai13 said:
Even then, Harbaugh loses consistently to teams with severely lesser talent and much more often than Smart does.
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Other than the 4 against Bama, every loss Kirby has ever had has been to lesser talented teams. Harbaugh doesn't have a loss as bad as 2019 South Carolina.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Other than the 4 against Bama, every loss Kirby has ever had has been to lesser talented teams. Harbaugh doesn't have a loss as bad as 2019 South Carolina.
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He lost to 2020 Michigan State.
 
7samurai13 said:
Michigan State went 2-5 and was blown out in all 5 losses including RUTGERS.
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Meh, covid year. Everything was weird. We had like 8 starters opt out or limited, that season was like the non playoff bowl games this year. Does the MSU v Pitt game really show us anything about either team other than who has better backups?
 
7samurai13 said:
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Illustrious Potentate said:
Harbaugh doesn't land near the recruiting classes Kirby does. Both have the same amount of conference titles. There's really not that much of a difference between having to go through Bama and having to go through Ohio State. Kirby didn't have to go through Bama for that one conference title he won.
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7samurai13 said:
Even then, Harbaugh loses consistently to teams with severely lesser talent and much more often than Smart does.
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Illustrious Potentate said:
Other than the 4 against Bama, every loss Kirby has ever had has been to lesser talented teams. Harbaugh doesn't have a loss as bad as 2019 South Carolina.
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7samurai13 said:
He lost to 2020 Michigan State.
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Illustrious Potentate said:
South Carolina went 4-8 in 2019.
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7samurai13 said:
Michigan State went 2-5 and was blown out in all 5 losses including RUTGERS.
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I love the self loathing of this.

Well Done Congrats GIF by America's Got Talent
 
Red_Alert said:
I call their self loathing and raise it a (4-8), (5-7), (3-5), and a (3-9).
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String bet. You can't announce call and then raise. First statement of action is binding. Just put the chips out and let the dealer sort out the details is the safe route to avoid any further mistakes.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
String bet. You can't announce call and then raise. First statement of action is binding. Just put the chips out and let the dealer sort out the details is the safe route to avoid any further mistakes.
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I'll get you chumps on the next card.
 
Kirby can take Monken with him



If any of you fuckers had a coach that consistently makes the wrong choice at QB, you’d all know where I’m coming from.

Lambert over Eason, Eason over Fromm, Fromm over Fields, Mathis over Bennett, Bennett over Daniels. He’s literally never made the right call at QB. When you have two 5 star QBs and a high 4 star on the roster and you play the walk-on while QB has been this team’s biggest need since Aaron Murray’s college career ended with a torn ACL, fuck you.
 
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