Life Hacks

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Post your life hacks here.

 

[DraftNerd]

 

[DraftNerd]

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[RobBase]

 

[trojanfan12]

Headed to the garage right now.

 

[fishinabarrel]

If you wrap my electrical cord up like that I will murder you

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You fuckers are gonna cause @moxie to seriously hurt herself

 

[Peter Gozintite]

You fuckers are gonna cause @moxie to seriously hurt herself

Or the neighbors beneath her balcony

 

[Picklerick]

When taking a shit, hold your pee in. It strengthens your kegel muscles and lets you have better control and better orgasms from sex and jackin it. Youre welcome.

 

[moxie]

You fuckers are gonna cause @moxie to seriously hurt herself

I already know all these ones. Lemme learn ya something:
You can light a cigarette on the stovetop but it lights faster if you use aerosol hairspray as an accelerant.

 

[CorpRebel]

I already know all these ones. Lemme learn ya something:
You can light a cigarette on the stovetop but it lights faster if you use aerosol hairspray as an accelerant.

 

[nappyvalley]

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

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Do old flip phones work? Or does it have to be a smart phone?

 

[Gatorchip]

When taking a shit, hold your pee in. It strengthens your kegel muscles and lets you have better control and better orgasms from sex and jackin it. Youre welcome.

The opposite works too, and it keeps you from shitting your pants.

 

[DraftNerd]

Do old flip phones work? Or does it have to be a smart phone?

The more expensive the phone the better it will work. Common knowledge.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

The more expensive the phone the better it will work. Common knowledge.

I’m new to the rice cooking game

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[huskers1217]

I already know all these ones. Lemme learn ya something:
You can light a cigarette on the stovetop but it lights faster if you use aerosol hairspray as an accelerant.

i learned in 6th grade that 2 lighters make a bigger flame when put together.....

I learned that playing with them under a roll of papers towels attached to a roller under the cabinets.....

I also learned papers towels can burn pretty quickly.....

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

i learned in 6th grade that 2 lighters make a bigger flame when put together.....

I learned that playing with them under a roll of papers towels attached to a roller under the cabinets.....

I also learned papers towels can burn pretty quickly...

Find a corner.
Find 2 or 3 plastic lighters and rubberband them together.
Light a paper towel on fire and place in said corner.
Stand back (or don't, pure preference) and throw the lighters hard enough to break into the corner towards the paper towel.
Have fun.