Life Hacks

[redseat]

Maybe in lesbian relationships.

Probably more of a reason.

Though I used that line on an ex and got slapped across the face

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Probably more of a reason.

Though I used that line on an ex and got slapped across the face

You let a woman hit you?

 

[Kburjr]

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*soon-to-be ex

 

[redseat]

You let a woman hit you?

I said it and it was so quick and I said EX

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If you wrap my electrical cord up like that I will murder you

Why?

 

[fishinabarrel]

Why?

When you twist them like the the actual wires inside eventually twist up and it never unrolls right again

So then I sit there playing with myself for 15 minutes getting the thing unwrapped

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Bro, in a pinch, this could work.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I already know all these ones. Lemme learn ya something:
You can light a cigarette on the stovetop but it lights faster if you use aerosol hairspray as an accelerant.

Didn't work with an electric stove.