Missing United Airline Executive's Remains Found

Better Call DOG!!

WAIT... Too late... Never mind... :heh:
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So he hung himself by his belt?
 
Saw this on the news last night. Apparently they did multiple thorough investigations and then some woman just happens along his skeleton?
 
Such sad news. It's amazing how canines couldn't even find him
 
In 4th grade my friends and I found a dead body hanging from a tree in the woods behind our sub. Turned out to be a missing farmer.
 

It was actually some 6th graders who saw it first, thought it was a dummy (because it was all bloated and they could only see the body’s arms because it was behind a tree). They did the whole “do you guys want to see a dead body?” thinking they’d scare us.

I’ll never forget the oldest kid crossing the creek, seeing the rotted face full of flies and saying “guys, it’s not fake.”
 
In 4th grade my friends and I found a dead body hanging from a tree in the woods behind our sub. Turned out to be a missing farmer.
Now tell us about the time you killed that golf pro for fucking your wife.
or
How you escaped from Shawshank Prison.
or
How you were chased by that evil clown. Figures you'd be a member of The Losers Club.
or
That time you were in a coma and woke up and could see into people's futures.
 
Was this Suicide, Murder, or Accidental Death??

That hasn't been determined yet from this article. But mentioning the belt around the remains' neck it's most likely going to be suicide.
 
Now tell us about the time you killed that golf pro for fucking your wife.
or
How you escaped from Shawshank Prison.
or
How you were chased by that evil clown. Figures you'd be a member of The Losers Club.
or
That time you were in a coma and woke up and could see into people's futures.

Just the dead farmer.
 
That hasn't been determined yet from this article. But mentioning the belt around the remains' neck it's most likely going to be suicide.
Yup, hanging in a secluded area and all his possessions still with him. Suicide. Sad story.
 
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