Muh Power is out

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North Texas having issues today? It’s 84 and beautiful

About to go outside and work messican style I guess
 
North Texas having issues today? It’s 84 and beautiful

About to go outside and work messican style I guess
no issues here in east tx, either -
 
My advice?

1-800-POWERON.

If that doesn't work just go get some pussy.

Make sure you get one of those glow in the dark condoms. If you work it right it can become a strobe light. Just sayin'
 
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It back on now.
 
My advice?

1-800-POWERON.

If that doesn't work just go get some pussy.

Make sure you get one of those glow in the dark condoms. If you work it right it can become a strobe light. Just sayin'
strobe light GIF by Gorillaz
 
Saw on facebook the other day from the rv resort we go to in the winter.

Water line break! Sorry! Maintenance will fix it as quick as they can!

Woman replies Well you could have at least given us advance notice, I was in the shower all soaped up!

WTF.

Then a day later Electricity has went out all over the park, we've contacted the power company, it seems to be county wide.

Wonder if the woman wanted an advance notice on that too?
 
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