My girlfriend's boyfriend...joke thread

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My girlfriend's boyfriend supports me paying for her breast augmentation surgery
 
by the by, you suck at understanding

You have no understanding about women. If she uses her last BF to pay to enhance her sexiness, she's got plans to leverage that sexiness, and they don't include you, moron. You fall into the "Mr. Right Now" category. Enjoy it while you can.
 
You have no understanding about women. If she uses her last BF to pay to enhance her sexiness, she's got plans to leverage that sexiness, and they don't include you, moron. You fall into the "Mr. Right Now" category. Enjoy it while you can.
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Yeah- bigger, smalller, removed. Lots of regret sometimes.

Right before surgery they get 'em with the "Now are you sure you don't maybe want to go a bit bigger than we'd planned? Because we do want to get this right on the first try"

Or so I've heard.
 
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