Nebraska's Decoldest Crawford Signs an NIL Deal With A HVAC Company

[Wild Turkey]

I'll let that sit in but just remember "Decoldest" and "HVAC Company"

Nebraska HVAC Company Signs Husker WR Decoldest Crawford To Genius NIL Deal

There are NIL deals and then there's the NIL deal signed by Nebraska freshman wide receiver Decoldest Crawford, who will soon star in radio and TV

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I can't wait for the tv spots as they really need to go the Terry Crews route with this with the tag line "I'll make your house the Decoldest".

 

[Kburjr]

Brilliant

 

[trojanfan12]

I have 3 grandsons and am currently trying to convince the parents to change ones name to Dehottest.

 

[outofyourmind]

I can see Coors Light Commercials in the future

 

[williewilliejuan]

D’Brickashaw Ferguson going with a home builder?

 

[tabascojet]

I'll let that sit in but just remember "Decoldest" and "HVAC Company"

Nebraska HVAC Company Signs Husker WR Decoldest Crawford To Genius NIL Deal

There are NIL deals and then there's the NIL deal signed by Nebraska freshman wide receiver Decoldest Crawford, who will soon star in radio and TV

www.outkick.com

I can't wait for the tv spots as they really need to go the Terry Crews route with this with the tag line "I'll make your house the Decoldest".

"The decoldest" is redundant .

 

[Wild Turkey]

I have 3 grandsons and am currently trying to convince the parents to change ones name to Dehottest.

My wife taught a kid one time whose name was LaShoney and I asked what is his middle name LaDennys?

 

[Deep Creek]

I have 3 grandsons and am currently trying to convince the parents to change ones name to Dehottest.

We kept my oldest daughter’s three kids for a week back when they were about 1, 3 & 4 years old. After that exhausting week I told her she needed to change their names to Quit, Stop and Don’t. That’s about all we said to them the entire week.

 

[gobigred]

I have 3 grandsons and am currently trying to convince the parents to change ones name to Dehottest.

@Inquisitor

 

[Deep Creek]

My wife taught a kid one time whose name was LaShoney and I asked what is his middle name LaDennys?

Everyone will think I’m lying but this is the truth. I grew up with four brothers whose last name of was Land. Their given first names were Sandy, Dusty, Rocky and Barron. But, their little sister didn’t get in on it. She was Julie.

 

[Kburjr]

I have 3 grandsons and am currently trying to convince the parents to change ones name to Dehottest.

If they were granddaughters, it would sure give them a boost in their modeling careers.

 

[tabascojet]

Everyone will think I’m lying but this is the truth. I grew up with four brothers whose last name of was Land. Their given first names were Sandy, Dusty, Rocky and Barron. But, their little sister didn’t get in on it. She was Julie.

Missed opportunity for sis. Promise Land ftw!

 

[Kburjr]

Everyone will think I’m lying but this is the truth. I grew up with four brothers whose last name of was Land. Their given first names were Sandy, Dusty, Rocky and Barron. But, their little sister didn’t get in on it. She was Julie.

What? No Disney?

 

[NU_WTF?]

I have 3 grandsons and am currently trying to convince the parents to change ones name to Dehottest.

Weak sauce, you should just go adopt a kid and make it happen