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The following is a list of all 32 NFL Teams listed from the most beatific saintly force of good franchises down to the vilely evil satanic pederast teams. They are in order from good to evil with a trending symbol (+) for rising, (=) for holding steady and (-) for dropping and brief reason(s)
Enjoy!
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THE WARRIORS OF HEAVEN
Pittsburgh Steelers (+) - The are the Steelers, the Holiest of Holies, the epitome of good, the finder of lost children, ender of famines, ... God's team
Tennessee Titans (=) - Always play football the right way, respectable since they were the Houston Oilers
Philadelphia Eagles (=) - Play in PA. Even tho they are a Non Football Conference Team
Buffalo Bills (+) - Finally doing their job again in the AFC East
Houston Texans (+) - Newish, haven't had time to do any evil
New Orleans Saints (=) Drew Brees, Their name is the Saints, and they help keep evil in check, ... mostly.
THE GOOD GUYS
Arizona Cardinals (=) All around good guys with some serious heartbreak in their past and waiting for a SB win
Detroit Lions (-) Lovable losers, sinking as they recreate the front office chaos that killed them in the past. Almost used up Barry Sanders goodwill buoyancy
Miami Dolphins (=) Hey, these guys had Marino, and they have a job to do, just like the Bills. They are trying but need to step their game up.
Indianapolis Colts (=) What can you say, they had 2 famous white hat sheriffs, Unitas and Peyton.
Los Angeles Chargers (=) Just good guys cursed with a horrible fair weather fanbase
New York Giants (-) Slew Satan's Ass Monkeys, ... TWICE. Great Ownership.
THE REGULAR AVERAGE TEAMS
Los Angeles Rams (+) Always been standup, rising in goodness again for the first time since Saint Kurt left them
Atlanta Falcons (-) Cursed but upright blokes, tainted by evil in losing a SB lead
Minnesota Vikings (-) Another good guy sad sack franchise, haven't had any divine intervention since Moss left.
Kansas City Chiefs (-) Used to be one of the good guys, and the only thing keeping them from being Evil is Mahomes
Carolina Panthers (=) Just your prototype Non Football Conference team
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-) Sinking fast with Lucifer's court jester at the helm
Cleveland Browns (+) Once evil, then too sad to be evil, now looking like an NFL team who haven't committed any new sins
THE EVIL TEAMS
Washington Football Team (=) Still tainted by their Super Bowl years, allegedly Racist
Denver Broncos (=) Will never escape the evil of John Elway's epic overratedness
Seattle Seahawks (+) Russell Wilson is cool, but franchise still bogged down by fans crybaby whining about officiating in SB XL
Chicago Bears (-) Simply the worst sack full of pussy shithead fans outside of New England, Too bad it cancels their solid history
Jacksonville Jaguars (=) May finally be losing the evil magic of having Satan's penis up their ass
Las Vegas Raiders (+) Almost served their sentence for whining about the Greatest Football Play EVER (Immaculate Reception)
THE LICKERS OF SATAN'S ANUS
San Francisco 49ers (+) Also getting a nice taste of karma for being so vile
Cincinnati Bengals (=) Quite frankly the dirtiest scumbag team, just not as evil as those below them on this list
Green Bay Packers (-) Can only atone for their evil by losing to PGH in a Super Bowl
Dallas Cowboys (+) Rising because these subhumans are sucking again like they and their sub-subhuman fans deserve
Baltimore Ravens (-) Thoroughly evil, dirty stinking franchise, even their mothers are evil
New England Patriots (-) The Coach is Satan's concubine, their former QB his court jester, and the fanbase the most vile, heinous, human slug examples of humans since the Nazis.
* New York Jets (-) Former NFL Team
Enjoy!
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THE WARRIORS OF HEAVEN
Pittsburgh Steelers (+) - The are the Steelers, the Holiest of Holies, the epitome of good, the finder of lost children, ender of famines, ... God's team
Tennessee Titans (=) - Always play football the right way, respectable since they were the Houston Oilers
Philadelphia Eagles (=) - Play in PA. Even tho they are a Non Football Conference Team
Buffalo Bills (+) - Finally doing their job again in the AFC East
Houston Texans (+) - Newish, haven't had time to do any evil
New Orleans Saints (=) Drew Brees, Their name is the Saints, and they help keep evil in check, ... mostly.
THE GOOD GUYS
Arizona Cardinals (=) All around good guys with some serious heartbreak in their past and waiting for a SB win
Detroit Lions (-) Lovable losers, sinking as they recreate the front office chaos that killed them in the past. Almost used up Barry Sanders goodwill buoyancy
Miami Dolphins (=) Hey, these guys had Marino, and they have a job to do, just like the Bills. They are trying but need to step their game up.
Indianapolis Colts (=) What can you say, they had 2 famous white hat sheriffs, Unitas and Peyton.
Los Angeles Chargers (=) Just good guys cursed with a horrible fair weather fanbase
New York Giants (-) Slew Satan's Ass Monkeys, ... TWICE. Great Ownership.
THE REGULAR AVERAGE TEAMS
Los Angeles Rams (+) Always been standup, rising in goodness again for the first time since Saint Kurt left them
Atlanta Falcons (-) Cursed but upright blokes, tainted by evil in losing a SB lead
Minnesota Vikings (-) Another good guy sad sack franchise, haven't had any divine intervention since Moss left.
Kansas City Chiefs (-) Used to be one of the good guys, and the only thing keeping them from being Evil is Mahomes
Carolina Panthers (=) Just your prototype Non Football Conference team
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-) Sinking fast with Lucifer's court jester at the helm
Cleveland Browns (+) Once evil, then too sad to be evil, now looking like an NFL team who haven't committed any new sins
THE EVIL TEAMS
Washington Football Team (=) Still tainted by their Super Bowl years, allegedly Racist
Denver Broncos (=) Will never escape the evil of John Elway's epic overratedness
Seattle Seahawks (+) Russell Wilson is cool, but franchise still bogged down by fans crybaby whining about officiating in SB XL
Chicago Bears (-) Simply the worst sack full of pussy shithead fans outside of New England, Too bad it cancels their solid history
Jacksonville Jaguars (=) May finally be losing the evil magic of having Satan's penis up their ass
Las Vegas Raiders (+) Almost served their sentence for whining about the Greatest Football Play EVER (Immaculate Reception)
THE LICKERS OF SATAN'S ANUS
San Francisco 49ers (+) Also getting a nice taste of karma for being so vile
Cincinnati Bengals (=) Quite frankly the dirtiest scumbag team, just not as evil as those below them on this list
Green Bay Packers (-) Can only atone for their evil by losing to PGH in a Super Bowl
Dallas Cowboys (+) Rising because these subhumans are sucking again like they and their sub-subhuman fans deserve
Baltimore Ravens (-) Thoroughly evil, dirty stinking franchise, even their mothers are evil
New England Patriots (-) The Coach is Satan's concubine, their former QB his court jester, and the fanbase the most vile, heinous, human slug examples of humans since the Nazis.
* New York Jets (-) Former NFL Team
