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Happy St Patty's Day


A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny.
A canner can can,
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?
 
There was a young girl from Rabat
Who had triplets: Nan, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
as she found she had no tit for Tat.
 
There was a young lady from Niger
Who smiled when she rode on a tiger
They returned from a ride with the lady inside
And a smile on the face of the tiger
 
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There once was a Senator from Mass
Who went out in search of some ass
He lucked up and found it
Fucked up and drowned it
And that was the end of his ass.

Jay Hickman
 
Me Chinese man Me play joke Me go pee-pee in your coke - Evil Plotting Raccoon - quickmeme
 
There once was a man from Brew Town
who drank so much he almost drown.
Said "Fuck it. Alright,
please pass me a light."
Got so high he never came down.
 
Billy Roy the cabin boy, that dirty little ripper
Lined his ass with broken glass and circumcized the skipper
 
One for the old fuckers :

I always eat peas with honey
I've done it all my life
They do taste kind of funny
But it keeps them on my knife
 
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole i could fuck it.
 
I found a young beauty in jail
I just had enough for her bail
I chopped her up neatly
And packed her discreetly
And sent her parts home in the mail.
 
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