There once was a lawyer named Murray.
He said to his client don’t worry.
Just open your mouth and I’ll get you out
You’ll just have to blow the whole jury.
A lad and a lass from Aberystwyth
United the lips that they kystwyth.
But as they grew older,
They also grew bolder,
And played with the things that they pystwyth.
There once was a woman from Arden
Who was blowing her man in her garden
He said “my dear Flo,
Where does it all go?"
She replied, "*gulp* “I beg your pardon?"
On the Breast of a woman named Gale,
was tattooed the price of her tail
And on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in braille!
