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Wild Turkey

Wild Turkey

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Obviously, since we ran off Sakau this doesn't apply to Auburn fans:

1. Alabama - Quite poor-mouthing your team and being idiots about other teams as both are a bad look.
2. Florida - You aren't winning the SEC so shut up.
3. Georgia - I look forward to the LOL at you when the shoe drops because it always does.
4. Tennessee - Actually you guys keep on with your retarded thoughts because it entertains me.
5. LSU - There is nothing I can say that can hurt worse than what Miss State did to you.
6. KY - Don't fire Mark Stoops he is your only hope.
7. Arkansas - No one is here that roots for them anyway.
8. South Carolina - Who is going to coach you next year?
9. Vandy - Good game guys?
10. Missouri - We should just lock @Mutiger on this thread as he is the star retard.
11. aTm - Please give Jimbo a lifetime contract.
12. Ole Miss - I'll let @TigerBait1971 take the lead on this one as he is our resident Ole Pissy hater.
13. Miss State - Arrrrrrrrg Matey!!!!!
 
Even an Auburn fan makes the list, Awburn still can't make the rankings.
 
ALL-BARN - There is nothing worse that I can say then what Georgia did to you but I will leave these tidbits as well:

1. Give Gus a lifetime contract
2. Enjoy living in the shadow of the Tide
 
Wild Turkey said:
Obviously, since we ran off Sakau this doesn't apply to Auburn fans
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Auburn has to recruit comely coeds from Georgia to beautify its student body. "Plainsmen." It's not just about the geography.
 
Volbound1700 said:
ALL-BARN - There is nothing worse that I can say then what Georgia did to you but I will leave these tidbits as well:

1. Give Gus a lifetime contract
2. Enjoy living in the shadow of the Tide
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Gus is 3-4 vs Bama

How have you guys done against them the last 7 years?
 
SEC Retard Comments? Okay.

It is really amazing how much of a talent gap that Bama must overcome in order to compete in the SEC. No one else could do what they do if they only had six out of thrity two potential first round picks. Amazing. (#s 3, 6, 9, 16, 22 & 25)

Mock Draft
 
Thiefery said:
LOL Everyone shits on TN.. But things are changing...
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No TN wants to talk shit without earning the right to do so....therefore they get to go to the woodshed.

That is the second Vol fan that has talked shit to me today so there must be some type of mind-altering drug in their water.
 
For the record, Tenn is 1-6 vs Auburn in the last 7 meetings.

Auburn leads the series at 28-22-1 and we used to play them every year when we were terrible. As a victory over Wake Forest was a big kind of win bad.

They ain't got shit to crow about.
 
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Wild Turkey said:
I'm glad you bring that up because Tenn is 2-8 the last ten years vs Georgia.

@Volbound1700 do you guys have a winning record against anyone in the SEC the last 10 years?
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I know we beat Auburn at your stadium the last time we played you guys.
 
Volbound1700 said:
I know we beat Auburn at your stadium the last time we played you guys.
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They should have benched Stidham at half. I've never seen one man give a game away by himself like that and I lost all confidence in Stidham after that game and he never got it back.
 
Guys, don't be too hard on @Wild Turkey, he is our entertainment. Every sports board needs its jester.

He also represents All-Barn fans very well. I lived in Birmingham from 2006-2009. The All-Barn fans had a bigger mouth than the Tide fans, even towards TN. I think it is because they are the perpetual understudy to the superior program in their state.
 
Volbound1700 said:
Guys, don't be too hard on @Wild Turkey, he is our entertainment. Every sports board needs its jester.

He also represents All-Barn fans very well. I lived in Birmingham from 2006-2009. The All-Barn fans had a bigger mouth than the Tide fans, even towards TN. I think it is because they are the perpetual understudy to the superior program in their state.
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Dude you are the one talking shit. Seriously take a good look in the mirror.

I'm just pointing out how stupid that is on your part.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Dude you are the one talking shit. Seriously take a good look in the mirror.

I'm just pointing out how stupid that is on your part.
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This is coming from someone posting troll threads about every league 😆. I enjoy you Wild Turkey. You are a hoot.
 
Wild Turkey said:
They should have benched Stidham at half. I've never seen one man give a game away by himself like that and I lost all confidence in Stidham after that game and he never got it back.
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Stidham was supposed to be a STUD.. he should have never flipped to baylor, Kliff would have developed him better than Briles and Malzahn put together.
 
Auburn needs to find another laptop thief to give money to so they can be relevant again.
 
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