Rather?: .401 or 71

[ELTEXAN]

In a single season, would you average .401 or hit 71 homers?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

71 homers. Chicks love the long ball, not slap singles. But I’d prefer 74 to 71 to break the record

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

whichever one OP doesn't choose so I can chase my fucking tail posting about it a dozen times