Slushy Thursday

Less preposterous than people going to an office on a Friyay.
So lets tally this up shall we?

The work-from-home crowd can't get to the office M-F and Friday's for a party are completely out of the question?
 
Lame HR attempt at making people feel like HR cares about them.

Hardly anybody is in the office on a friday, so they planned it for today -- and then a monumental SNOW STORM!!
That's right! They ARE Lame!!!!!!

They keep making me go to these stupid sexual harassment workshops. They are the same topic every month
 
So lets tally this up shall we?

The work-from-home crowd can't get to the office M-F and Friday's for a party are completely out of the question?
I mean, before COVID it was known that people with remote options would work remotely on Fridays because who wants to start your weekend with a commute home when you can work in your jammies?
 
My parrot LOVES him some poultry

My wife’s parents had a parrot they kept in the kitchen. It would take machine gun shits in its cage while they ate dinner and nobody fucking cared. Blew my mind. I always refused to eat acting like I wasn’t hungry as this thing is shitting bird diarrhea everywhere 3 feet from me and my plate.

And everyone is like “Eat! You’re not hungry??!”

🤢 🤮
 
That's right! They ARE Lame!!!!!!

They keep making me go to these stupid sexual harassment workshops. They are the same topic every month
And not ONE TIME have they ever taught me anything about how to sexually assault anybody
 
My wife’s parents had a parrot they kept in the kitchen. It would take machine gun shits in its cage while they ate dinner and nobody fucking cared. Blew my mind. I always refused to eat acting like I wasn’t hungry as this thing is shitting bird diarrhea everywhere 3 feet from me and my plate.

And everyone is like “Eat! You’re not hungry??!”

🤢 🤮
Sounds like they had a bigger parrot! Yeah, birds poop like every 5 minutes. The bigger they are, the more frequently you have to clean their cage.
 
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