So. Illinois Cowboys Fan

Who to root for?

  • Bears

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Packers

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Steelers

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Titans

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Colts

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Fuck It

    Votes: 5 45.5%
  • Total voters
    11
Fish

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Fuck the 2020 Cowboys and Fuck Jerry Jones, and Fuck Mike McCarthy. I might watch some more football so I have to have a 2nd team to root for the rest of this season. Oh fuck me.
 
Finally a bright spot to the day, Schitt's Creek just came on tv.
 
Did McCarthy say how much he had on Washington +2.5?? Did he parlay it with the over?

If so then throwing on 4th and inches inside your own 30 in the second quarter and running a fake punt rugby style make total sense.
 
@Fish, go ahead and get this filled out and PM'd back to me by Monday morning, I'll be your sponsor. Oh, and there's a one-time $1000 entrance fee, just include a photocopied check, made out to "cash" and I'll make sure it's processed. And don't worry about the bottom part, I can pull some strings and make sure you application is expedited.

Welcome aboard!

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ojb81 said:
@Fish, go ahead and get this filled out and PM'd back to me by Monday morning, I'll be your sponsor. Oh, and there's a one-time $1000 entrance fee, just include a photocopied check, made out to "cash" and I'll make sure it's processed. And don't worry about the bottom part, I can pull some strings and make sure you application is expedited.

Welcome aboard!

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Thanks but have a golfing buddy who'll sponsor me for free.

Also one who'll sponsor me for the Packers.

One for the Saints.

Several for the Bears.
 
Fish said:
Thanks but have a golfing buddy who'll sponsor me for free.

Also one who'll sponsor me for the Packers.

One for the Saints.

Several for the Bears.
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You should go off the radar totally and come a Jags fan.
 
ojb81 said:
@Fish, go ahead and get this filled out and PM'd back to me by Monday morning, I'll be your sponsor. Oh, and there's a one-time $1000 entrance fee, just include a photocopied check, made out to "cash" and I'll make sure it's processed. And don't worry about the bottom part, I can pull some strings and make sure you application is expedited.

Welcome aboard!

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Fuck. Pittsburg.
 
well as a Cowboys fan. You cant change to an NFC team.
Steelers are one of the favorites, so you will look bad rooting for them. Also as a Cowboys fan you can never root for the Steelers!
So I voted Colts for ya!
 
Schmoopy1000 said:
well as a Cowboys fan. You cant change to an NFC team.
Steelers are one of the favorites, so you will look bad rooting for them. Also as a Cowboys fan you can never root for the Steelers!
So I voted Colts for ya!
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still a little room on the Chiefs' bandwagon. upgrade today... :biggrin:

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As a Washington fan I've had a lot of practice at this. Didn't take. I tried to latch on to the Ravens last year, they are just down the road 30 miles and a damned good franchise. But it just wasn't the same and I soon grew tired of Ravens Nation pretending Lamar Jackson was Patrick Mahomes.
 
Fish said:
Fuck the 2020 Cowboys and Fuck Jerry Jones, and Fuck Mike McCarthy. I might watch some more football so I have to have a 2nd team to root for the rest of this season. Oh fuck me.
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It's more fun to hate the Cowboys and root against them.
 
Myles said:
It's more fun to hate the Cowboys and root against them.
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& this is why you always see them on prime time games even when they are sucking!
People are gonna watch
 
Schmoopy1000 said:
& this is why you always see them on prime time games even when they are sucking!
People are gonna watch
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Not me. I root against them, but don't tune into their games. I'd rather watch a good game.
 
NFL-Solomon said:
Hey Jealousy. Hey Jealousy!

And fucking learn to spell. It's Pittsburgh with an "H". "Pittsburg" is in fucking California.
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love that song. 90's alt rock at its best
 
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