Texas Has An Assassin On Special Teams

[Wild Turkey]

Pole Assassin that is:

Texas Coach Jeff Banks Marries Stripper 'Pole Assassin' Whose Monkey Once Bit A Kid On Halloween

Texas Longhorns special teams coordinator Jeff Banks and his girlfriend Dani Thomas, aka "Pole Asssassin," were married over the weekend. The two are off to Barcelona for their honeymoon.

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"The strippers swing...so big and high...deep in the heart of Texas"

 

[fishinabarrel]

That's that Saigon whore who bit my nose off!

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[Kburjr]

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Five dolla

 

[outofyourmind]

It was love at first sight.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Who doesn’t love a pole dancer with a pet monkey that not only performs on stage but attacks children.

The guy hit the lottery.

 

[CoalTrain]

Just remember kids, sharing is caring…

Unless is a STD…

 

[Goldbug]

Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhea correctly on the first try.

 

[Brutus]

Gross

 

[ojb81]

Five dolla

*dorra

 

[CorpRebel]

 

[fordman84]

I'd expect nothing less from that school

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

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It’s OK, honey, I only need about five minutes

 

[CoalTrain]

I'd expect nothing less from that school

It’s burnt orange cause of the Hellfire..

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Who doesn’t love a pole dancer with a pet monkey that not only performs on stage but attacks children.

The guy hit the lottery.

I just informed Mrs Chicken she needs to up her game

 

[Kburjr]

I just informed Mrs Chicken she needs to up her game

Quit paying her in chicken feed.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Love is a beautiful thing