The employee fridge

[PeoplesChicken]

Fridge in a break room, staff lounge, or the place where you and your coworkers keep your food and snacks. Have you "sampled"? Vote and discuss

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

lol fridge at work.

Eat out or bring a yeti, peasant

 

[PeoplesChicken]

lol fridge at work.

Eat out or bring a yeti, peasant

You bring this to work? You deserve to have EVERYTHING stolen from you including your dignity

 

[Mofo]

Closest I've come is using some salad dressing from one of the 20-something bottles that seem to accumulate every couple of months. There's not a lot of space, really.

People that steal are just inviting stress. Or getting poisoned.

 

[Center Ice]

Some of the shit in the community fridge stunk, and so many people stuffed shit in there, you food usually got pushed to the back and you had to fish for it. On the times I did bring a sammie or something to heat up, I'd put it in a small cooler bag with an ice pack and toss it on the credenza in my office.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Closest I've come is using some salad dressing from one of the 20-something bottles that seem to accumulate every couple of months. There's not a lot of space, really.

People that steal are just inviting stress. Or getting poisoned.

What if it's a dessert?

 

[Mofo]

What if it's a dessert?

What fat fuckers do you work with that are bringing in refrigerated desserts?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Some of the shit in the community fridge stunk, and so many people stuffed shit in there, you food usually got pushed to the back and you had to fish for it. On the times I did bring a sammie or something to heat up, I'd put it in a small cooler bag with an ice pack and toss it on the credenza in my office.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

What fat fuckers do you work with that are bringing in refrigerated desserts?

The women man. They are always baking shit and bringing in. Like a bunch of clucking ducks "oh you gotta try this recipe"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

What does it say when someone keeps petroleum jelly in the work fridge?

Looking at you @douggie

 

[williewilliejuan]

Sort of, but I work from home.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

What fat fuckers do you work with that are bringing in refrigerated desserts?

What kind of people do you work with? All they eat are water chestnuts and pate'?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Sort of, but I work from home.

Hmmm gotta admit this is a gray area

 

[PeoplesChicken]

@Bender just eats the ice cubes from the freezer

 

[PeoplesChicken]

@Selkies ftw because it's "communal"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

@Voltaire because he is so polite, he actually buys groceries and restocks it

 

[Mofo]

What kind of people do you work with? All they eat are water chestnuts and pate'?

Our fat fuckers have shame and hide Twinkies and tubs of lard under their desks or something. The fridge has maybe less than 8 peoples' lunches in it daily. A good number eat out too. I use the breakroom for coffee and water only about 99% of the time.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You bring this to work? You deserve to have EVERYTHING stolen from you including your dignity

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Using community shit is weird/gross af.

This office has like dishes, cups, mugs and shit that people use every day then put in the dishwasher, blows my fucking mind.

People piss on the sides of the urinals and don’t wash their hands after taking a shit and you want to share cups or put stuff in the same fridge? Fuck outta here

 

[Voltaire]

@Voltaire because he is so polite, he actually buys groceries and restocks it

Thank you, but not quite. When it’s been there long enough to name or starts to smell, it’s gotta go. I’m not going to eat it, but pitch it.