The only Philosopher I care about is Gallagher

Why do they call 'em 'buildings' when they're done building 'em? They ought to be called 'builts.' Or, 'crumblings.' 'I live in that crumbling over there.'
 
When your kids are young, you're trying to teach them "don't walk on the sofa, don't put your feet on the table," and then all of a sudden there's this chair that you can shit in
 
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