Think I got asked the worst question in a job interview this morning

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Went in to interview for a foreman position at the dildo factory I work at and got asked this asinine question about what would you consider to be my most valuable asset as a foreman?

My response was "easy, it's the dildo mold machine. It costs the most and does the most work to get our dildos made"

meanwhile there's this dude in the corner with a neckbeard and wearing overalls nodding in agreement. Dude obviously knew the dildo business and what it takes to make hyper realistic dildos.

the suits didn't seem to agree and told me no, that's not the right answer. The right answer is guys like neckbeard over there in the corner.

Neckbeard starts nodding in agreement with them now! Fuck that guy! Fucking trader!

I likely didn't get the job because I wasn't drinking their Kool Aid. Maybe they should interview neckbeard.
 
ill said:
Went in to interview for a foreman position at the dildo factory I work at and got asked this asinine question about what would you consider to be my most valuable asset as a foreman?

My response was "easy, it's the dildo mold machine. It costs the most and does the most work to get our dildos made"

meanwhile there's this dude in the corner with a neckbeard and wearing overalls nodding in agreement. Dude obviously knew the dildo business and what it takes to make hyper realistic dildos.

the suits didn't seem to agree and told me no, that's not the right answer. The right answer is guys like neckbeard over there in the corner.

Neckbeard starts nodding in agreement with them now! Fuck that guy! Fucking trader!

I likely didn't get the job because I wasn't drinking their Kool Aid. Maybe they should interview neckbeard.
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Where do you think they got the mold from?
 
Good luck. Anything is better than your current night job.
 
ill said:
I'm back on days

Made some good money working 3 weeks of nights too
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You could make good money in real-estate if you have any people skills.
 
White Knight said:
You could make good money in real-estate if you have any people skills.
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Real estate is booming again. Rates are high right now though. But home values/prices are crazy crazy high.
 
basement bias said:
New bubble starting to form? Seems like the last time we had a change of political party leaders of the same change (R to D).
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I don’t know. The housing crisis was caused by so many types of loans that no longer exist. Option ARM’s, Stated income/stated assets and no doc loans haven’t existed since. Back then banks were forced to give high interest loans to low qualifying clients under the threat of government fines. So I suppose that could happen again, but it hasn’t yet. Those types of loans obviously never got paid back in many cases, causing mass bankruptcy and foreclosures, thus causing everybody to lose value/equity. When everybody lost equity, people no longer qualified for debt consolidation loans, couldnt pay their bills, then THOSE houses went to foreclosure.

What’s happening now is home prices are so high that people are having a hard time affording them. So corporations are coming in, buying up homes at ridiculous prices and renting them out. Not sure where that will go. But it will stop if those corporations begin being taxed differently on these home purchases. I don’t know all the details, but apparently something like that is being discussed.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
*traitor

But I miss Winged Wheel
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My thought exactly

40Oz Pour One Out GIF
 
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