This is probably the first time I fapped to a house...

[huskers1217]

9 Rue Parker Boerne Texas 78006 Single Family Homes for Sale

Get details of 9 Rue Parker your dream home in Boerne, 78006 and view its photos, videos, amenities and local information.

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[huskers1217]

@Hu War Yu

 

[steelerssb]

Fapping to houses?

 

[batchaps4me]

I am more concerned with the word "probably" in the title than the houses.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Your own fucking water park at home. Has it's own theater also. Huge pool....weight room....

Why would you ever leave home?

 

[Dolemite censored]

About $500,000 in property taxes every year.

Any Texans on here: That amount is about right, correct?

 

[moxie]

How long do you think you could surreptitiously live there before they figured it out? I’m guessing a couple weeks, at least.

 

[jjc2009]

It’s probably the first time anyone has fapped to a house. You’re an army of one.

 

[jjc2009]

Your own fucking water park at home. Has it's own theater also. Huge pool....weight room....

Why would you ever leave home?

You’d have to work 5 jobs just to cover the utility bill. That will get you out of the house. But your family will have fun.

 

[huskers1217]

About $500,000 in property taxes every year.

Any Texans on here: That amount is about right, correct?

check the county's website and they don't list it.

tax value is only 5 million though according to realtor websites.

 

[Dolemite censored]

check the county's website and they don't list it.

tax value is only 5 million though according to realtor websites.

Still about $125,000 RE tax.

 

[BigRedMoe]

It’s probably the first time anyone has fapped to a house. You’re an army of one.

LOL. A one "member" army.

 

[Hu War Yu]

@Hu War Yu

You could buy all five of those houses in the picture for a lot less than $19 million. Depending on which neighborhood those are in, they could go for between 800 G's to 1.6 mil each.