Thursay morning. 8.5.21

When I first started dating Mrs Pnk, I made about 30% more than she did

She now makes about 20% more than me

I keep telling her if she doubles her salary, I can retire.
I'm a dumb, antisocial white dude in the field of engineering. She's an attractive, social chick with an accent in the field of engineering. From this point forward, she will always make more than me.
 
I'm a dumb, antisocial white dude in the field of engineering. She's an attractive, social chick with an accent in the field of engineering. From this point forward, she will always make more than me.
you white males have it so bad!
 
I'm a dumb, antisocial white dude in the field of engineering. She's an attractive, social chick with an accent in the field of engineering. From this point forward, she will always make more than me.
She gotta number?
 
Best I've got right now is an 18-month-old box of Rice Krispies. Would sell parts of my soul for some Smores Crunch, though.
Oh you and everyone else! That is like gold
 
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