tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[Thumper]

You're a sniveling piece of shit and a whiny bitch. Go fuck yourself.

Make me, little man.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Make me, you piece of human garbage. You defame and harass me, try to be a bit of a man and face the consequences.

Hammer has better things to do than listen to you. He listens to me about the troublemakers on the site.

Worst @HammerDown alt ever!!!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Make me, little man.

Have you printed out the lawsuit yet? If so, fold it in half and stick it up your asshole.

 

[Thumper]

You’re pretty much the most boring troll I’ve ever encountered. You’re much funnier when you’re railing on about the evils of marijuana cigarettes. Get the fuck out of here and don’t come back until you’ve upped your game or else face the consequences.

"Evils of marijuana"? Sounds like you like the watered down, fake version. I'm all man, baby. I'll be here for a thousand years.

Are we allowed to have multiple accounts on here?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Hammer is bored and nervous as hell.

Its Bitcoin PTSD. So he seeks comic relief.

 

[trojanfan12]

And probably still smells better than @huskers1217 feet

I think we should go through a whole one of these threads without bringing up Dole's chubby chasing.

Obviously, we'll have to wait until the next one since it's already happened in this one.

 

[Thumper]

Have you printed out the lawsuit yet? If so, fold it in half and stick it up your asshole.

Keep chirping. I make screen captures of all of your behavior. I will destroy you (legally) like I destroy a toilet after Thanksgiving.

 

[tabascojet]

You’re pretty much the most boring troll I’ve ever encountered. Get the fuck out of here and don’t come back until you’ve upped your game or else face the consequences.

Ooooh hi there

 

[trojanfan12]

My roast duck is da bestest. Dipping sauce is orange marmalade, honey, triple sec and ground jalapenos. (with stir fried green beans, garlic, onions and steamed rice.)

That would make the panties fall, quickly.

I bet with your women it looks like someone opened a parachute.

 

[moxie]

Duck sounds gross. I’d be dry if we’re talking duck

Dried out?

 

[CorpRebel]

My roast duck is da bestest. Dipping sauce is orange marmalade, honey, triple sec and ground jalapenos. (with stir fried green beans, garlic, onions and steamed rice.)

That would make the panties fall, quickly.

I bet with your women it looks like someone opened a parachute.

 

[Handicappers]

Still haven't proved it, troll.

You've been living the high life, being this site's hero, polluting their conversations with your perversion and ravings. That time is over- I am here now, and the moderators are already making changes, based on my suggestions.

Lies

your days are numbered fake Thumper….unless you’re a Hammer alt.

 

[Handicappers]

Have you printed out the lawsuit yet? If so, fold it in half and stick it up your asshole.

 

[steelerssb]

I wonder if there was PCP in the weed I got today.

 

[CorpRebel]

I wonder if there was PCP in the weed I got today.

Maybe you got it backwards???

 

[wildturkey]

I wonder if there was PCP in the weed I got today.

 

[moxie]

What?! Rex Ryan on The Amazing Race?

 

[Handicappers]

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

That wedding I’m a groomsman for Saturday could get interesting.

My buddy is marrying a Korean chick, and her dad is not ok with her marrying a white dude. I’ve been told that he’s either not gonna show or he’s gonna voice his displeasure. Kinda hoping for the latter. Receptions are fun, but weddings are boring. Spice things up a bit

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

That wedding I’m a groomsman for Saturday could get interesting.

My buddy is marrying a Korean chick, and her dad is not ok with her marrying a white dude. I’ve been told that he’s either not gonna show or he’s gonna voice his displeasure. Kinda hoping for the latter. Receptions are fun, but weddings are boring. Spice things up a bit

Be happy for them, chew