tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[williewilliejuan]

Nah, but there is a Mendocino Farms. Maybe I’ll challenge her to a pillow fight this afternoon.

Be sure to record it. For posterity and all.

 

[HammerDown]

Need to watch Dazed and Confused again.

 

[steelerssb]

"At a party where would I find you"

Is doing a keg stand a bad answer?

 

[steelerssb]

"What celebrity do you wish could be your coworker" none of them that sounds fucking awful

 

[Hu War Yu]

"What celebrity do you wish could be your coworker" none of them that sounds fucking awful

How many questions are on this thing? It's starting to sound like the Myers-Briggs

 

[steelerssb]

How many questions are on this thing? It's starting to sound like the Myers-Briggs

Maybe 20?

Too many questions about celebrities.

"Which breakfast best represents you" bitch I don't know.

 

[CorpRebel]

What a waste of energy! Drinking is infinitely less taxing than chewing! You are off your rocker, sir.

Maybe, but you wouldn't have to take your "wine glass" with you while on the go...

 

[Hu War Yu]

Maybe 20?

Too many questions about celebrities.

"Which breakfast best represents you" bitch I don't know.

Breakfast of Champions, baby!

@ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) knows what I'm talkin' bout

 

[Hu War Yu]

"Which breakfast best represents you" bitch I don't know.

Strangely, or maybe, sadly, we already know what several posters in this thread would answer to that

 

[moxie]

Strangely, or maybe, sadly, we already know what several posters in this thread would answer to that

 

[beardown07]

"What celebrity do you wish could be your coworker" none of them that sounds fucking awful

Put down a porn star.

 

[CorpRebel]

Strangely, or maybe, sadly, we already know what several posters in this thread would answer to that

 

[steelerssb]

Put down a porn star.

 

[moxie]

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You asshole. You’re using comic sans just to trigger me.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

That’s probably funny if I knew who that was.

The Young Prick tried to make a college basketball joke.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Breakfast of Champions, baby!

@ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) knows what I'm talkin' bout

 

[CorpRebel]

You asshole. You’re using comic sans just to trigger me.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Was feeling adventurous this morning so when I ordered my coffee, I was side-eyeing a loaf cake thingie. Ana, the best barista, says, “it’s pumpkin walnut and it’s REALLY good!” So I try to take a closer look through the cloudy cloche (it looks like its made of clear melamine that they’ve scrubbed with a Brillo pad) and say, “does it have raisins in it?” Lovely Ana- “walnuts”. Moi: “okay. Fuck it. I’ll try it.”

Get up to my desk…walnuts AND RAISINS!!

So did you eat it?

 

[steelerssb]

"What word would describe you in college."

Motherfucker this is entrapment. Already feel like I'm pushing it listing "Malort" as the thing I'd order for the table.

There's now a discussion in an all-company chat about what Malort is

 

[Inquisitor]

God damn it I'm STILL hearing about this.

Quick someone tell me what celebrity dead or alive I pretend to want to have dinner with.

Quit Stalin, comrade.