top 5 number of beers

@moxie /@maxie says this is too much like maffmatix and where's HER beer?
 
DragonFromTo said:
@moxie /@maxie says this is too much like maffmatix and where's HER beer?
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I learned a long time ago not to count my beers… pretty sure that’s what kicked off my hate/hate relationship with numbers to begin with! I said it was three and the haters were like, “nuh-uh! It was-” and I’m like, “shaddup bech! Who drank the beers? ME! Not you! It was three! Don’t tell me my business!”
It was a whole thing. So don’t count your beers.
 
moxie said:
I learned a long time ago not to count my beers… pretty sure that’s what kicked off my hate/hate relationship with numbers to begin with! I said it was three and the haters were like, “nuh-uh! It was-” and I’m like, “shaddup bech! Who drank the beers? ME! Not you! It was three! Don’t tell me my business!”
It was a whole thing. So don’t count your beers.
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moxie said:
I learned a long time ago not to count my beers… pretty sure that’s what kicked off my hate/hate relationship with numbers to begin with! I said it was three and the haters were like, “nuh-uh! It was-” and I’m like, “shaddup bech! Who drank the beers? ME! Not you! It was three! Don’t tell me my business!”
It was a whole thing. So don’t count your beers.
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Ok Maxie Ok
 
moxie said:
I learned a long time ago not to count my beers… pretty sure that’s what kicked off my hate/hate relationship with numbers to begin with! I said it was three and the haters were like, “nuh-uh! It was-” and I’m like, “shaddup bech! Who drank the beers? ME! Not you! It was three! Don’t tell me my business!”
It was a whole thing. So don’t count your beers.
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It's all one beer and they're the inefficient ones who decided to deliver it to you in installments :wink:
 
moxie said:
I learned a long time ago not to count my beers… pretty sure that’s what kicked off my hate/hate relationship with numbers to begin with! I said it was three and the haters were like, “nuh-uh! It was-” and I’m like, “shaddup bech! Who drank the beers? ME! Not you! It was three! Don’t tell me my business!”
It was a whole thing. So don’t count your beers.
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Fog said:
Right, the numbers posted are for amateurs.....

I'm just getting started after #12....
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Top three choices are prime numbers too which means that the drinker either got beers one at a time or they never stumbled back to the bar for more beers. Either one sounds like amateur hour to me.

Oh fuck we lost maxie now, come back baby I don't even believe in numbers I'm just making conversation!
 
williewilliejuan said:
So, the winning answer is 31?
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Actually now that I read the first line ("top 5 number of beers") in a drunk voice it sounds like it might be a challenge from a lightweight for anyone else to drink more than 5 beers :noidea::laugh:
 
DragonFromTo said:
Top three choices are prime numbers too which means that the drinker either got beers one at a time or they never stumbled back to the bar for more beers. Either one sounds like amateur hour to me.

Oh fuck we lost maxie now, come back baby I don't even believe in numbers I'm just making conversation!
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These fuggin’ canadians! Always so damn politer than fucker!
 
Fog said:
Right, the numbers posted are for amateurs.....

I'm just getting started after #12....
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Right?! I was like, “an hour?”
 
moxie said:
I learned a long time ago not to count my beers… pretty sure that’s what kicked off my hate/hate relationship with numbers to begin with! I said it was three and the haters were like, “nuh-uh! It was-” and I’m like, “shaddup bech! Who drank the beers? ME! Not you! It was three! Don’t tell me my business!”
It was a whole thing. So don’t count your beers.
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You had 5 you lying bitch.
 
This whole concept is silly. How do you count beers? By quantity of cans/bottles/mugs, right? So if you use a glass like this, you legitimately have "one or two".

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RP-29 said:
This whole concept is silly. How do you count beers? By quantity of cans/bottles/mugs, right? So if you use a glass like this, you legitimately have "one or two".

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Also, if you leave a sip in your bottomless mimosa and they refill it, it’s still the same one.

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten ripped off my ass on one mimosa at brunch :laugh:
 
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