tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

1217: walks into office and puts his bag down in his cubicle and looks at the building manager under a desk next to him

Building manager: so. You want the printer moved here and the desk moved there

Finance manager: yes

Building manager: ummm. Why can’t I just set the workstation up here so we don’t have to move everything

Finance manager: I need line of sight.


I think tomorrow I’m going to play the Sesame Street theme song since she thinks we are all 5 years old and need to be micro managed
This is new job right?
 
I need some help finding a song that Google isn’t helping with

One of my opponents on the golf course had the speaker on some weird pandora channel, I was drunk enough to tune it out, but one song has made its way into my head.

Don’t know who sings it or even a genre

Singer has a real deep voice, says something about a ball(I think the dancing kind) early in the song and the song ends with either “bet me now” or “I bet you now” over and over again.

Can’t ask the player because I pulled rank as captain and took over the music for our group
Lulz

I literally copied your post into chatgpt

Based on what you remember, here are a few songs that might fit:














🔍


Possible matches








  1. “I Bet” by Ciara
    • A slow‑tempo R&B ballad with deep, emotional vocals. The repeated chorus goes: “I bet you start loving me…”
    • The ending doesn’t repeat exactly “bet me now,” but it has that “I bet you…” theme and could be what stuck in your head.

  2. “I Bet My Life” by Imagine Dragons
    • Features a chant-like chorus “I bet my life…” repeated, though it’s more of a rock/pop sound. Doesn’t mention “ball” or “dancing,” but the strong, repeat-driven ending might’ve grabbed you .

  3. “You Better You Bet” by The Who
    • A classic rock song with Roger Daltrey’s deep vocals and a chorus repeating “You better, you bet…”
    • Again, there’s no “ball” mention, but the repetition and the deep voice could match your memory.
 
Lulz

I literally copied your post into chatgpt

Based on what you remember, here are a few songs that might fit:














🔍


Possible matches








  1. “I Bet” by Ciara
    • A slow‑tempo R&B ballad with deep, emotional vocals. The repeated chorus goes: “I bet you start loving me…”
    • The ending doesn’t repeat exactly “bet me now,” but it has that “I bet you…” theme and could be what stuck in your head.

  2. “I Bet My Life” by Imagine Dragons
    • Features a chant-like chorus “I bet my life…” repeated, though it’s more of a rock/pop sound. Doesn’t mention “ball” or “dancing,” but the strong, repeat-driven ending might’ve grabbed you .

  3. “You Better You Bet” by The Who
    • A classic rock song with Roger Daltrey’s deep vocals and a chorus repeating “You better, you bet…”
    • Again, there’s no “ball” mention, but the repetition and the deep voice could match your memory.
I know The Who, ain’t them, and it was a male, and the bet lines were at the end. Definitely none of those.
 
Time to buff that resume

Joe Biden Home GIF by PBS News
 
Them: Hey Hu, you didn't send me all those documents you promised when I joined the committee
Me: Uh, they're in the MS Teams channel (as per my email) let me know if you have trouble navigating the site
Them: I see the one document you sent the team this morning, is that everything?
Me: No, there's lots of stuff in there. Again, do you need help navigating the site so you can find everything?
Them: No, I know how to use teams, I don't think the documents are in there
Me: Okay, good luck
 
I keep getting emails from an old friend to sign up for something called "Gain Rep" it looks like a similar thing to LinkedIn, which I also ignore.

I use LinkedIn. A great way to preserve and keep your resume out there, and the endorsements by other people work as useful references. I even cut and pasted in compliments I received from senior exec's emails for my outstanding work.
 
I need some help finding a song that Google isn’t helping with

One of my opponents on the golf course had the speaker on some weird pandora channel, I was drunk enough to tune it out, but one song has made its way into my head.

Don’t know who sings it or even a genre

Singer has a real deep voice, says something about a ball(I think the dancing kind) early in the song and the song ends with either “bet me now” or “I bet you now” over and over again.

Can’t ask the player because I pulled rank as captain and took over the music for our group
 
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