Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

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I'm about to enter a new chapter in my life, how very exciting! It's called the chapter where I'm done in the friggin kitchen!

Now I can concentrate on getting my Masters in Dunce Crafting, and then I can finally with confidence and gusto, describe myself as a
Master Dunce Crafter!

Has anyone heard of the rapper named 'Two Chains? Well I am the poet and story teller named Two Canes!
 
Man, I'm going back to bed! I'm not sick or anything, I just can't get warm. It's all windy and wet and chilly outside and its permeated my entire being!
 
beardown07 said:
You're a fucking nut. Up yer meds, psycho.
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You SOUND EXACTLY like Bunny when she gets mad at me too.
And I don't think you are a piss ant of a man. Not at all do I think that. I think you are a good family man. And a mighty fine artist too. I especially like the way you believe food should prepared and what have you and whatnot. But you are still a He-Hag until further notice!
 
There's a veiled message here that American women seem to ignore. Haha


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Saw "Dr." Jill wearing this goofy thing off the back of her hair....

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She too stupid to wear it "on top" of her head like the rest of the veil wearing world tends to wear them?!?!?!?

asks mr bean GIF
 
Bayou Tiger said:
"Dr." Jill
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Well you know I met her, right? It was because of my cycling prowess in the Tour de France last summer and I got invited to the White House.

She's a real nice lady and boy oh boy did I ever sniff her up! I glanced over at Uncle Joe and he winked and nodded and gave me a thumbs up so I just kep sniffin! It was when I went for the armpit that things got hairy. I felt stubble on my muzzle and I got all aroused!

That was when Secret Service wagged a finger at me and drew their weapons... It made me angry!
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I always appreciated that someone plagurized my 'Stop the racism against bears' thread at EuroHoop. You know...it's a form of flattery.

 
Good Game Day morning, kind friends! Listen friends, I am in a jam at home and the struggle is real! I been in a state of domestic strife since Tuesday evening. Bunny, that's my fiance (fee-on-SAY), she left me all by my lonesome and I haven't seen her since.

Right now though I'm gonna ride my clumsy cart to Kroger and get me some have & have so I can have a nice coffee and I think I will get some donuts too!

I thought for sure Bunny would come back home yesterday...

:violin:My Bunny lies over the ocean, my Bunny lies over the sea, my Bunny lies over the ocean
Oh bring back my Bunny to me...
 
Parka said:
Good Game Day morning, kind friends! Listen friends, I am in a jam at home and the struggle is real! I been in a state of domestic strife since Tuesday evening. Bunny, that's my fiance (fee-on-SAY), she left me all by my lonesome and I haven't seen her since.

:violin:My Bunny lies over the ocean, my Bunny lies over the sea, my Bunny lies over the ocean
Oh bring back my Bunny to me...
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Maybe she found another bear... :rolleyes2:
 
Parka said:
Good Game Day morning, kind friends! Listen friends, I am in a jam at home and the struggle is real! I been in a state of domestic strife since Tuesday evening. Bunny, that's my fiance (fee-on-SAY), she left me all by my lonesome and I haven't seen her since.

Right now though I'm gonna ride my clumsy cart to Kroger and get me some have & have so I can have a nice coffee and I think I will get some donuts too!

I thought for sure Bunny would come back home yesterday...

:violin:My Bunny lies over the ocean, my Bunny lies over the sea, my Bunny lies over the ocean
Oh bring back my Bunny to me...
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That fucking bitch!
 
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