Wacky Wednesday

PnkPanther said:
typical, assuming gender


also, little presumptuous that you're done with it.
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1) It's been dudes every day I've noticed. They could have hired women since Monday, though.

2)
Angry Season 4 GIF by The Office
 
Another day of winning for me ladies and gentlemen. I just got off my shift at Dari Mart in Thurston. I'm gonna head home and do some pre-gaming with my boy Kyle. We'll be drinking some refreshing Coors Light. After we finish off some brewskis, we will be heading to Buffalo Wild Wings in Springfield. Ellie is bartending tonight (I know all the bartenders on a first name basis) and fellas, she's a looker. After a couple of shots of fireball, I'm gonna ask her on a date. I'm pretty sure she like me based on how attractive, successful and intelligent I am. It also helps that I'm a bit of a local legend due to history with the Springfield Millers football program. I lettered twice and even started my senior year on special teams. Wish me luck, not that I need it.
 
duckboy33 said:
Another day of winning for me ladies and gentlemen. I just got off my shift at Dari Mart in Thurston. I'm gonna head home and do some pre-gaming with my boy Kyle. We'll be drinking some refreshing Coors Light. After we finish off some brewskis, we will be heading to Buffalo Wild Wings in Springfield. Ellie is bartending tonight (I know all the bartenders on a first name basis) and fellas, she's a looker. After a couple of shots of fireball, I'm gonna ask her on a date. I'm pretty sure she like me based on how attractive, successful and intelligent I am. It also helps that I'm a bit of a local legend due to history with the Springfield Millers football program. I lettered twice and even started my senior year on special teams. Wish me luck, not that I need it.
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Update fellas. It was a great day with my boy Kyle. After the brewskis, we headed to B-Dubs. When we got there, Ellie was behind the bar and I'll I can say is "WOW". She was looking better than ever and definitely was flirting with me. When I sat down, she said "Hey what can I get you?". That's how you know she was feeling me. But I played it cool, I got my typical drink order of two tall Coors Lights and a shot of Fireball for Kyle and I. After destroying an order of boneless buffalo wings, I decided to shoot my shot. Unfortunately, Ellie said she's super busy with the holiday (Halloween) and her work so she doesn't have time to date. I figure I'll ask again in November and she's bound to say yes.
 
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