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While I have really never been an NFL guy, this college football offseason has killed me so much, I am watching every minute of NFL preseason games.
 
Collegefbfan said:
While I have really never been an NFL guy, this college football offseason has killed me so much, I am watching every minute of NFL preseason games.
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Odd how those professionals need FOUR preseason games to get ready, while high school and college can just roll right in...while also attending school.
 
You killed Kenny…..you bastard!
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fordman84 said:
I suffered a career ending tiddlywinks injury, I want NO PART of Extreme winkin'
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Reminds me of the GOAT, Eugene "Terrance" Slovotnik. He suffered a similar injury to yours, but he taught himself how to 'Wink left-handed, and came back to claim the '93 Nationals.

And that 93 season was LOADED with talent. Billy Wiggans, Todd "Corn" Wojieckowicz, Smilin' Earl Poston, Ron Shumpert, Gietch Simpkins, Walker Herschmann...
 
Hu War Yu said:
Reminds me of the GOAT, Eugene "Terrance" Slovotnik. He suffered a similar injury to yours, but he taught himself how to 'Wink left-handed, and came back to claim the '93 Nationals.

And that 93 season was LOADED with talent. Billy Wiggans, Todd "Corn" Wojieckowicz, Smilin' Earl Poston, Ron Shumpert, Gietch Simpkins, Walker Herschmann...
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Finally someone that had the same posters in their room growing up as me :suds:
 
fordman84 said:
Finally someone that had the same posters in their room growing up as me :beer2:
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Met Gietch Simpkins at Winkathon '85 in Bulverde, before he got big. Seemed like a nice guy, signed my program and everything. After that I was a big Simpkins fan, even joined "Gietch's Geeks" for a few seasons. Was crushed when he lost to Shumpert in the Semis in '92 at Cedar Rapids
 
fordman84 said:
I suffered a career ending tiddlywinks injury, I want NO PART of Extreme winkin'
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Hu War Yu said:
Reminds me of the GOAT, Eugene "Terrance" Slovotnik. He suffered a similar injury to yours, but he taught himself how to 'Wink left-handed, and came back to claim the '93 Nationals.

And that 93 season was LOADED with talent. Billy Wiggans, Todd "Corn" Wojieckowicz, Smilin' Earl Poston, Ron Shumpert, Gietch Simpkins, Walker Herschmann...
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fordman84 said:
Finally someone that had the same posters in their room growing up as me :beer2:
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Hu War Yu said:
Met Gietch Simpkins at Winkathon '85 in Bulverde, before he got big. Seemed like a nice guy, signed my program and everything. After that I was a big Simpkins fan, even joined "Gietch's Geeks" for a few seasons. Was crushed when he lost to Shumpert in the Semis in '92 at Cedar Rapids
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Hu War Yu said:
Reminds me of the GOAT, Eugene "Terrance" Slovotnik. He suffered a similar injury to yours, but he taught himself how to 'Wink left-handed, and came back to claim the '93 Nationals.

And that 93 season was LOADED with talent. Billy Wiggans, Todd "Corn" Wojieckowicz, Smilin' Earl Poston, Ron Shumpert, Gietch Simpkins, Walker Herschmann...
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RIP Gietch Simpkins.
 
fordman84 said:
Odd how those professionals need FOUR preseason games to get ready, while high school and college can just roll right in...while also attending school.
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Ok boomer....nfl preseason has been shortened to 3 games for months now
 
jjc2009 said:
RIP Gietch Simpkins.
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What could have been...he was poised to take the mantle when Slovotnik got injured. Had those great seasons in 89 and 91. Then Cedar Rapids happened, and then Slovotnik came back Southpaw in 93, then the debacle in 94 when Geitch failed to make Nationals. He was broken after that.
 
tabascojet said:
Ok boomer....nfl preseason has been shortened to 3 games for months now
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The HOF game still exists, thus preseason is still 4 games sir.

How many preseason games are CLE and NYJ playing? :boink:
 
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