What do you enjoy hearing Chris Collinsworth talk about more?

multiple choice allowed (and possibly even encouraged)

  • Tom Brady

    Votes: 1 5.0%

  • social awareness

    Votes: 3 15.0%

  • potato salad, fvck that smug cvnt

    Votes: 17 85.0%
  • Total voters
    20
I've never wished anyone to be struck to lightning as it's truly horrifying, but for Collinsworthless? I'll make that exception.

I'd say about 90% of the game I watched muted on a second screen last night. I imagine EVERY PrimeTime game I watch this year will just be on mute from here on out.

I'm not watching to listen to your stupid ass protest, BLM/ANTIFA fags, or Trump is evil (meanwhile all the dem mayors are letting their cities burn). I'm watching it to see football... so apparently the only way I can do that is play a 3 hour loop of rainbow bunchie on YouTube and mute your pathetic channel.
 
His voice is hard to take for that long.
 
It would be nice if he would take a break. A long break into retirement.
 
HammerDown said:
One of the most hated ever?
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Not even close. Phil Simms is the gold standard for douchey color commentator and likely always will be. (I've said before that in Hell, the booth for all games is Joe Buck and Phil Simms and the volume knob is stuck at 11.)

I do notice Collinsworth is slipping. The social commentary crap felt forced, but I guess he had to say something. Did you catch the canned story bit where his son, Jac was featured as the reporter? He asked one short question before the answer gave way into a series of edited clips, but the plan is there for the Collinsworth dynasty...
 
Mofo said:
Not even close. Phil Simms is the gold standard for douchey color commentator and likely always will be. (I've said before that in Hell, the booth for all games is Joe Buck and Phil Simms and the volume knob is stuck at 11.)

I do notice Collinsworth is slipping. The social commentary crap felt forced, but I guess he had to say something. Did you catch the canned story bit where his son, Jac was featured as the reporter? He asked one short question before the answer gave way into a series of edited clips, but the plan is there for the Collinsworth dynasty...
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Collinsworthless is way worse than Simms. I hope that useless dork wakes up tomorrow with a perpetual case of laryngitis.............. or AIDS. I'm good with that too.
 
Rex Racer said:
Collinsworthless is way worse than Simms. I hope that useless dork wakes up tomorrow with a perpetual case of laryngitis.............. or AIDS. I'm good with that too.
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Difference of opinion, I guess. Simms was a nonstop source of verbal diarrhea, usually about trying to get credit for sitting down and talking with players, or predicting one of the 165 possible outcomes of some playbook scenario. Collinsworth is annoying AF, and getting steadily worse, but at least he's just most full of himself.
 
Mofo said:
Not even close. Phil Simms is the gold standard for douchey color commentator and likely always will be. (I've said before that in Hell, the booth for all games is Joe Buck and Phil Simms and the volume knob is stuck at 11.)

I do notice Collinsworth is slipping. The social commentary crap felt forced, but I guess he had to say something. Did you catch the canned story bit where his son, Jac was featured as the reporter? He asked one short question before the answer gave way into a series of edited clips, but the plan is there for the Collinsworth dynasty...
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well at least Simms farted on Jim Nantz on national television that one time

that's more than anything Collingsworth has ever done
 
Rex Racer said:
Collinsworthless is way worse than Simms. I hope that useless dork wakes up tomorrow with a perpetual case of laryngitis.............. or AIDS. I'm good with that too.
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Phil Simms never bothered me for some reason.

I actually thought of someone I'm going to place a very, very close second to Chris Collinsworth.

Mike Mayock doing Thursday Night Football.

Dude was unbearable!
 
how does collinsworth not tire
of himself ?
 
HammerDown said:
Phil Simms never bothered me for some reason.

I actually thought of someone I'm going to place a very, very close second to Chris Collinsworth.

Mike Mayock doing Thursday Night Football.

Dude was unbearable!
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I don't remember much about that Mayock guy other than everyone at your old website blasting him when he was named GM of the Raiders.
 

:58-1:10 "Bad call Bad call!"

Stay mad forever Dan Fouts
 
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