When did players start getting paternity leave?

Illustrious Potentate said:
Pretty selfish to have a snot nosed, shit ass kid during a season when your team needs you and take games off.

Plan that shit out to have the kids during the off-season.

Chipper Jones missed zero games when he knocked up that Hooters waitress
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100% agree. Have those babies mid-November through mid-March.
 
Like that matters.
Judging by my fantasy team, “maintenance days” are pretty fucking common for most players. That jackass Cal Ripken Jr is rolling in his fucking grave.
 
Braves got the NLCS MVP in exchange for Sandoval last year. Best trade ever(though so far it looks like signing Rosario over the off season was a mistake, but he’ll always be a Braves legend for that NLCS performance)
 
Pretty soon, the players themselves will be giving birth. The leave is necessary.
 
This guy is ready to play...

 
Not worth its own thread and not going to troll your Braves board so I'll just leave this here...but I'll be at the Rangers game Friday night. 3rd row, section 5 just behind third base. If you hear some jackass screaming at Wash the entire game about snorting coke and banging hookers, that will be me. :suds:
 
fordman84 said:
Not worth its own thread and not going to troll your Braves board so I'll just leave this here...but I'll be at the Rangers game Friday night. 3rd row, section 5 just behind third base. If you hear some jackass screaming at Wash the entire game about snorting coke and banging hookers, that will be me. :beer2:
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Shit. Pick wife up from airport or drive to Arlington. That’s tough choice there
 
fordman84 said:
Not worth its own thread and not going to troll your Braves board so I'll just leave this here...but I'll be at the Rangers game Friday night. 3rd row, section 5 just behind third base. If you hear some jackass screaming at Wash the entire game about snorting coke and banging hookers, that will be me. :suds:
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The cocaine and hookers are a big reason why Wash is so beloved in Braves country
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
The cocaine and hookers are a big reason why Wash is so beloved in Braves country
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I believe it. When it causes him to blow an easy call and cost your team a World Series you will change your tune.
 
fordman84 said:
I believe it. When it causes him to blow an easy call and cost your team a World Series you will change your tune.
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His ultra aggressive sends in game 2 of the NLCS helped us get to the World Series. A pussy third base coach would have held those runners
 
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