Which of You Idiots Can't Tear Toliet Paper Properly?

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Toilet paper mega-brand introduces ‘cutting edge’ design: Find out what it is

A well-known toilet paper brand has announced a new design in its popular household item. Charmin said the new "smooth tear" toilet paper will be a better experience for consumers.
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The mega-brand announced on Monday, Oct. 2, that the Ultra Soft rolls of toilet paper will have a new perforation line. The easy-tear paper will have scalloped edges in an effort to give consumers a simpler and smoother tear, according to Charmin. Senior scientist at Procter & Gamble Gregg Weaver said in a media statement that users’ top complaint for years has been an inability to get even tears in the paper.

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If you have a hard time tearing toliet paper then life is going to suck for you.
 
Wild Turkey said:
www.foxbusiness.com

Toilet paper mega-brand introduces ‘cutting edge’ design: Find out what it is

A well-known toilet paper brand has announced a new design in its popular household item. Charmin said the new "smooth tear" toilet paper will be a better experience for consumers.
www.foxbusiness.com www.foxbusiness.com

The mega-brand announced on Monday, Oct. 2, that the Ultra Soft rolls of toilet paper will have a new perforation line. The easy-tear paper will have scalloped edges in an effort to give consumers a simpler and smoother tear, according to Charmin. Senior scientist at Procter & Gamble Gregg Weaver said in a media statement that users’ top complaint for years has been an inability to get even tears in the paper.

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If you have a hard time tearing toliet paper then life is going to suck for you.
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Keep in mind that young children and Guatemalans both shit and wipe every day and those are two subsets of humanity that can't manage to do a single thing correctly.

Fucking Guatemalans...
 
It was a slow day at the trading post. The trader noticed an Indian walking towards him with intent.
“What can I do for you, sir?” asks the trader.
“I need some toilet paper.” says the Indian. “What kind do you have?”
“Well, I have Charmin, White Cloud and a no-name brand. $4 a roll, $2 a roll and $1 a roll.”
Being wary of a rip off, the Indian says, “I’ll take two of the no-name brand.”
Two days later the trader noticed the Indian walking his way again.
The Indian walks up and says to the trader, “I’ve got a name for your No-name toilet paper, John Wayne.”
“Why John Wayne?”, asks the trader.
The Indian says, “Because it’s rough and it’s tough and it don’t take no shit off no Indian.”
 
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Wild Turkey said:
Senior scientist at Procter & Gamble Gregg Weaver said in a media statement that users’ top complaint for years has been an inability to get even tears in the paper.
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They're probably getting that complaint because the people are using poor quality toilet paper. That stuff will tear pretty easily since the perforated line is usually half-assed and not cut properly.
 
DragonFromTo said:
Keep in mind that young children and Guatemalans both shit and wipe every day and those are two subsets of humanity that can't manage to do a single thing correctly.

Fucking Guatemalans...
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I hate them Muthafukas too Bro!

Bayou Tiger said:
Guatemalans are the worst! These folks are not only not educated at all, they have no cultural legacy to promote, are not built very strongly for labor. Sad really. No work where they live anymore so they coming....by the thousands! They speak no English and have no skills. They can't read or write very well in any language, theirs, ours, anybody's. But we letting them in.....
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Does anyone care if they have a "mis-tear"? It's literally going to get pulled through shit and thrown away so who cares if it has a torn edge?
 
I'm a little concerned about this "better tear" philosophy. If it gets messy down there, we're probably gonna need more than one square at a time to get the job done.
 
fordman84 said:
Does anyone care if they have a "mis-tear"? It's literally going to get pulled through shit and thrown away so who cares if it has a torn edge?
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But but the environment and shit
 
Wait, people make complaints to TP manufacturers? Probably easier to shoot these sad fucks in the head and be done with it.
 
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