Movie White Men Can't Jump (2023)

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Terribly acted. None of the stakes were high enough. No clearly articulated conflicts. And even some character motivations did 180s. Also at times it was a product placement vehicle.
 
That's what you get for watching a remake of a classic movie.
 
ELTEXAN said:
2/10
Tubi
Terribly acted. None of the stakes were high enough. No clearly articulated conflicts. And even some character motivations did 180s. Also at times it was a product placement vehicle.
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Did you get to jack your balls to Rosie Perez's sweet, sweet breasts flopping all about as she dry humped Woody Harrelson?
 
Ojb81 said:
Did you get to jack your balls to Rosie Perez's sweet, sweet breasts flopping all about as she dry humped Woody Harrelson?
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It's a horrible remake, so I'm guessing they got Rebel Wilson or the girl from 'Precious'.
 
Mofo said:
It's a horrible remake, so I'm guessing they got Rebel Wilson or the girl from 'Precious'.
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Ahem. You forgot "Based On the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire" :wink: :laugh:
 
Mofo said:
It's a horrible remake, so I'm guessing they got Rebel Wilson or the girl from 'Precious'.
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They would have to replace Rosie with someone Hispanic. I was thinking maybe Manny from "Modern Family" in drag.
 
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