Y’all got a good supply of shitter paper?

No, and I have to poop, badly. Mind if I go in on a tandem dump with you?

Scoot over...*zip*

...I said scoot over! I need some toilet seat real estate, I'ma bout 'ta shit!!!
 
I only use bidets
 
I knew everyone else would be hording shit that doesn't come thru a port because of stupidity.

I already had my wife buy up all that shit before the strike started, knowing it was going to happen.

She went to the store yesterday, and Yep, all gone
 
TP is domestically made, you are fine. Any shortages are just hoarders.

Now coffee on the other hand...that could be an issue long term.
 
What y'all REALLY need to be worried about is your supply of cheap quality jerseys!
Or worried about little African boys running around naked cause they can’t ship out the Dallas cowboys Super Bowl champ shirts they have been making every year since 1995
 
Or worried about little African boys running around naked cause they can’t ship out the Dallas cowboys Super Bowl champ shirts they have been making every year since 1995
I also feel bad for the little babies that are wearing Nebraska National Championship onesies that have been passed down for three generations.
 
Never underestimate the power of idiots who believe stupid rumors they heard on social media.

Edit: miss you here, @Lance Uppercut.
 
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