You are fired! The worst of 2024 edition

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Today we are going list people who should just go away. They were terrible at what they do, say, or the issues they caused in 2024
 
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By you feckless political shill. You are a second rate talk show host
 
San Francisco's new "weight czar" doesn't make the cut?




Btw- I legitimately can't tell if the above video is meant to be serious or tongue-in-cheek.

Fat Fucks always fein too large a portion in group settings.
I always like how every Fat Fucking woman wants to 'split' something on the menu when in these group settings.

It's hilarious, because they obviously don't do that at home.
 
Fat Fucks always fein too large a portion in group settings.
I always like how every Fat Fucking woman wants to 'split' something on the menu when in these group settings.

It's hilarious, because they obviously don't do that at home.
The "trust the science" people evidently turn their brains off, when it comes to chopping their kids' genitalia off or that the United States is in an obesity epidemic. I'm not saying you can't can't get behind those views (if you're a Nazi or Scientologist or want to put meth in your eggs, fine), but it seems like a lesson in doublethink. To have a paid city government employee espouse this shit is even dumber, and proof that SF probably has to be destroyed before it can be rebuilt.

It took me, probably too long to learn that when a woman doesn't want to order her own thing at a restaurant and instead steals it off my plate, there was some sort of internal fat-shaming going on. Not that my wife is fat, but I did figure out early in marriage just to order another appetizer, just in case I wanted to eat half of my own fries. :LOL:
 
Not that my wife is fat, but I did figure out early in marriage just to order another appetizer, just in case I wanted to eat half of my own fries.

lol

Used to order a small popcorn when the wife and I would go to the movies because I'd always ask her if she wanted anything and she'd answer..."No thank you. I just want a bottled water".

I order the medium popcorn now.
 
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Used to order a small popcorn when the wife and I would go to the movies because I'd always ask her if she wanted anything and she'd answer..."No thank you. I just want a bottled water".

I order the medium popcorn now.
Medium movie popcorn? Is that the one that comes in a 5 gallon bucket and costs $53?
 
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Used to order a small popcorn when the wife and I would go to the movies because I'd always ask her if she wanted anything and she'd answer..."No thank you. I just want a bottled water".

I order the medium popcorn now.
In her mind, she didn’t have any movie snacks really too.
Medium movie popcorn? Is that the one that comes in a 5 gallon bucket and costs $53?
Yes, but you can EXX-Tra-Largify it to a 8.5 gallon trough for only $4 more!
 
I’d give walking papers to 85-90% of the talking heads in the sports world. If you were one of those guys who had the Bears winning the North or being in the playoffs (there were a lot of them) they should be removed and relieved of their duties immediately. Zero accountability in that “profession”.
 
lol

Used to order a small popcorn when the wife and I would go to the movies because I'd always ask her if she wanted anything and she'd answer..."No thank you. I just want a bottled water".

I order the medium popcorn now.

Medium movie popcorn? Is that the one that comes in a 5 gallon bucket and costs $53?

In her mind, she didn’t have any movie snacks really too.

Yes, but you can EXX-Tra-Largify it to a 8.5 gallon trough for only $4 more!

lol

First time I ordered the medium...

Her: You usually get a small. You must be hungry.

Me: Yes, that's the reason.
Bill Hader Reaction GIF
 
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