You Are In...The Twilight Zone

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Imagine...you are a 45-year-old quarterback. You are married to a hot supermodel. She has asked you, repeatedly, to retire, come home, and be a family man. You have promised, repeatedly, that will you will do just that. But, repeatedly, you reneged on your promise.

You are now a 45-year-old washed-up QB on a below .500 lackluster football team going nowhere in the worst season of your career. Your wife has left you and taken the kids with you. You have giant homes that are vacant of human warmth. Edelman, Welker, and Gronk have all dumped you to retire at a logical age to save their grey matter from annihilation.

You are in...The Twilight Zone.
 
Wes Welker smokes meth.
 
I mean you can get any other hot chicken you want but now you get every other weekend without kids.
 
I mean you can get any other hot chicken you want but now you get every other weekend without kids.
And still making $30 mil + a year
 
it genius.
Alternate weekends.
Kids
bitches
kids
bitches
 
will ferrell lmao GIF
boats hoes GIF
 
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