You Are Not the Father

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At First I Was Like/But Then I Was All: Maury Edition

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I'm an old lady, but I don't get women so promiscuous (and obviously not taking precautions) to not have a clue who their baby daddy is...
 
I'm an old lady, but I don't get women so promiscuous (and obviously not taking precautions) to not have a clue who their baby daddy is...
That’s because you’re a lady.
 
I'm an old lady, but I don't get women so promiscuous (and obviously not taking precautions) to not have a clue who their baby daddy is...

OMG OMG OMG!!! HEY!!!

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Uh, what's the back story on this? You found out you weren't some bastard's father? What happened?

I've never been on Maury so as far as I know I have no children.
 
Curious now...wonder how many of these Hoopla schmoes have had unknown kids pop up?
 
That's just horrible. Those poor children.
 
Details, please.
1. She is a ho that screwed a lot of guys.
2. He's one of the guys that screwed her.
3. She had a baby and said it's his.
4. He's happy that it turned out the baby's not his.
5. All of them are whoring themselves out to be on 'Maury'.
 
1. She is a ho that screwed a lot of guys.
2. He's one of the guys that screwed her.
3. She had a baby and said it's his.
4. He's happy that it turned out the baby's not his.
5. All of them are whoring themselves out to be on 'Maury'.


I dunno. There's got to be more to this.
 
I'm an old lady, but I don't get women so promiscuous (and obviously not taking precautions) to not have a clue who their baby daddy is...

The important thing is if there is even a shred of doubt is to put several men on national TV to demonstrate how much of a lady you are.
 
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