You people that don't have bidets are barbarians.

If you got some dog shit on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a paper towel?

No, you would wash them!

WASH YOUR BUTT YOU NASTY HEATHENS!
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If you got some dog shit on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a paper towel?

No, you would wash them!

WASH YOUR BUTT YOU NASTY HEATHENS!
is this your application for the job?
 
I thought you were talking about those gas ass French hats at first. Was about to call you a fag.

But, sometimes when I get a case of the tar shits I wish I had a bidet
 
Don't project yourn gay fantasies on me, breh
woa woa woa, im not judging you here nancy, just tryin to figure out why you made the thread is all. Sheesh some people.

everyone has their own kinks, some people keep them private, some people make threads lettin everybody know that their buttholes are bein thought about.
 
Probably wouldn’t need one if you waxed your butthole so the hair didn’t interfere with the paper doing it’s job. Have you considered that?
 
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